100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners.

100- hallpasses, fake boobs, and fisting for beginners.

Hallpasses, all in novelty, which hott celebs are your fantasy? I polled you ,weighed in, giggled and shared mine. Happy Monday freaky fam, today I wanted to discuss the frustration felt when you feel like you ARE intentional in your marriage and they still won't budge! The sex ISNT getting better, you DONT feel closer- what now? Today's listener questions include a woman who finds her husband fantasy silly, so how does she go through with it? Another man knows his wife's most powerful orgasm is on all fours with her vibrating d*ldo and he wants to re-create...-lets get honest in this answer=) One wife is insecure about her breasts post breastfeeding and not only wonders what her husband thinks regardless of his reassurance, but she also misses her full C cup and thinks about surgery...my thoughts. Last but not least a man with a dirty panty fetish, how does he tell his wife/lover?! Todays topic of the episode: FISTING. I took a course and am sharing all iv learned; from benefits, to the conversation, detailing How-To and needed aftercare. Tune in now=) Go to RexMD.com/Housewife today to get started with a starter pack prescription of generic Viagra. All orders come with FREE 2-day shipping. Rex MD – the authority in men’s telehealth. Microdose Gummies. Go to Microdose.com to learn more and use code: HOUSEWIFE to get free shipping & 30% off your first order. Go to Manscaped.com and get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code HOUSEWIFE. Like audio erotica? Join the patreon. Sexy stories every Wednesday.

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Ep 7- HOW TO; Sexting, Dirty Talk, FT sex

Ep 7- HOW TO; Sexting, Dirty Talk, FT sex

HEY YALL I'm covering the basics of sexting 101 (examples are provided at the end ;) )We talk "Talking dirty" statistics, some self pleasure for your man to eye & last but not least, how to talk like a nasty badass bitch, aka a very good wife indeed. SPICE IT UP BABY.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

20 Jan 202125min

Ep 6- My therapist ghosted and covid sex sucks.

Ep 6- My therapist ghosted and covid sex sucks.

For the first time in the history of ever my therapist is ghosting me vs me ghosting them?! What is this sorcery?! This episode is a Story time about how my current therapist is now my ex therapist. A look into my new journey microdosing mushrooms; why covid sex is snooze and why you should mix it up! Also you'll find out the longest Iv ever gone without sex EVER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

18 Jan 202126min

Ep 5-Embarrassing Sex Stories; AKA Exposing Myself.

Ep 5-Embarrassing Sex Stories; AKA Exposing Myself.

I start with losing my V-Card that one just hurt my feel feels, then we get to me not wiping good enough/properly, then we cover bodily fluids, annoying clingy mother f*ckers, and lastly a couple situations of being really REALLY inconsiderate of others. DON'T JUDGE ME bc I'm basically a saint now.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

11 Jan 202136min

Ep 4-How to NOT get cheated on?

Ep 4-How to NOT get cheated on?

From perspective of the cheat-ER, the cheat-ED, and the cheat-EE. Why do men and women do it? The serial cheater vs. non -cheater (or mistake maker) this isn't about what you do after this is about avoiding it all together. Drain his main vain ladies.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

5 Jan 202129min

Ep 3-DaDa issue?

Ep 3-DaDa issue?

Jordy got a little emo this episode; forgive her for shell be back to her vibrant horn dog self next time. This episode we cover how we are viewing men, is it fair? How did it shape us? Are we carrying into every relationship, I don't have the answers but here to ask the questions;) Time to let go of any misunderstandings and know your a baddie regardless if (biological, not sugar) daddy told you that or not! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)

5 Jan 202121min

Ep 2-Bootylicious

Ep 2-Bootylicious

From Anal Sex to IBS. Im here giving you the "deep dive", ew, (briefly) into all things booty play. Get ready to blush.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

28 Des 202022min

Ep 1-Dear Horny Bitches;

Ep 1-Dear Horny Bitches;

Has the pandemic got you in your granny panties 247?, get that thong out and be a slut! Intro to The Horny Housewife podcast! Tips and tricks to get in the right headspace to get your ass laid, We gotta do what we gotta do ladies!--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

23 Des 202022min

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