Ep 14- The Original F*ckboy
A little update from me about my v-day EPIC FAIL. This episode I reminisce on my ex's and one in particular who made me the Jordy I am today. Thank you Shmevin. Okay well they all led me here, but this one really taught me the tricks of the trade & how to embrace MY INNER FUCK GIRL. Also I FORGOT to mention in this episode; I totes caught him spanking the monkey with gradual self tanner lotion and it was hilarious. Orange palms and all. xoxo--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/supportSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewife)
15 Feb 202149min
Ep 13- Will You Be My SLUTTY Valentineeeee?
It's almost Valentines Day horn dogs, and Im bringing you an EXTRA episode this week letting you know what the hell to DO, men I'm telling you what to get your b*tch and how to not f*ck it up. Ladies I'm telling you how to not being a boring ass beezy. Lets zest this holiday up, and if you are running out of time I have a back up plan. (march 14th is steak and BJ day we have redemption) --
11 Feb 202127min
Ep 12- "The Big O"
O is for Orgasm duh. Briefly talking about why we need to get off, and heavily talking about how we get off. From solo action, to anal orgasms; I cover the spectrum. Going over "ten facts about orgasms", breaking stigmas of who has the higher sex drive, and acknowledging that we DEF do not get off everytime (to the gentlemen its not your fault; I promise we still love it.)---
9 Feb 202135min
Ep 11 -STORYTIME; my (hellish) prom, and why I slightly feel sorry for myself.
not one embarrassing prom story but TWO. ones is much more worse than the other, and no one got laid. So all in all V SAD. ---
4 Feb 202147min
EP 10- Breaking a sexual cycle+I AM SEXY AFFIRMATIONS
Todays episode is for the ladies; we talk about the sexual cycle of avoidance, and the ways to change perspective. At the 14:40 a sexy rampage begins reminding you of the bitch you ARE, and/or ARE GOING TO BE! I promise you, you feel like the goddess you are after this one=)
2 Feb 202120min
Ep 9-Be a baddie BJ giver.
Tap into your nasty self, and lets talk BJ tips tricks positions. Oh and theres a variety "finish" him off methods I share. Drain the toxic juice from your man and be a good girl=). XOXO--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
29 Jan 202122min
Ep 8-"Lessons of my youth. (I got my hair pulled)"
oh to be young and dumb. One girls(me)journey to learning girl code; A little privileged baby (me) finds her way into some trouble bc she hasn't learned how to save her lust for the single boys. The musicians really got to her.(me) I might of forgot to say the ending, he ended a looo-sirrrrrr so I guess I won? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
26 Jan 202124min
Ep 7- HOW TO; Sexting, Dirty Talk, FT sex
HEY YALL I'm covering the basics of sexting 101 (examples are provided at the end ;) )We talk "Talking dirty" statistics, some self pleasure for your man to eye & last but not least, how to talk like a nasty badass bitch, aka a very good wife indeed. SPICE IT UP BABY.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support
20 Jan 202125min
