“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”
Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty chill. Later a caller struggles with whether or no...
9 Nov 20251h 12min
“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”
A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers. Do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. Come see my live show in Edmonton Canada GET ...
5 Nov 20251h 12min
“I WANT A SUBMISSIVE MAN”
A caller tries to find a macho man to peg, a caller tells his journey of quitting alcohol, a caller combats a yeast infection, and we read viewer mail. You are 73rd in line. I am a gecko. Come see my ...
2 Nov 20251h 19min
“I WATCH MY EX ON ONLYFANS”
A caller reflects on his life as a janitor and DIY rocker in Utah, a caller struggles to quit looking at his ex-girlfriend's Onlyfans, and a psychology student and I ponder the many versions of oursel...
29 Okt 20251h 34min
“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”
A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller ...
26 Okt 20251h 22min
“WE’RE DIVORCING AFTER 20 YEARS”
A caller’s dream about his balls going up into his asshole leads to a conversation about his divorce, a caller shares their gripes working in the vet industry, and a final caller misses the trauma of ...
22 Okt 20251h 9min
“I’VE BEEN LIVING IN MY TRUCK”
A caller starts living in their work truck after their 9 year relationship ends, a caller fears they’re a mean person, and a final caller tries to find me. The ghost of Franz Kafka is at the door. I a...
19 Okt 20251h 15min
“I NEGLECTED MY LIFE FOR MY MUSICAL”
We speak with two extremely wholesome theater enthusiasts in a Buc-ees parking lot about their post-show-depression, a caller notices she’s dating men that look like her ex, and I read some viewer mai...
15 Okt 20251h 10min
