“MY FAMILY DROPPED ME”
A caller is dropped by his family, we talk about how to deal with a lot of the crazy shit in life. Then a caller reminisces about the Boy Scouts, a caller is hesitant about moving abroad, and a final ...
9 Apr 20251h 28min
“I LIVE IN A CAVE”
A caller moves away from his home country in Poland to live a bohemian lifestyle in a cave on the Canary Islands. After that I talk to a film industry worker dealing with the uncertainty of his gig, a...
6 Apr 20251h 30min
“I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY”
A caller has sex and wins a fist fight, a nurse worries they’ll become like their older coworkers, a caller gets in trouble at work, and a final caller tells stories of working as a bouncer in Nashvil...
2 Apr 20251h 25min
“I LIVE IN A HIPPIE TOWN”
A caller settles down after a tumultuous life, an electrician makes big moves, a caller attempts to join a knitting club, and a final caller tries to live his American dream. Be careful with matches. ...
30 Mar 20251h 19min
“HOW DO I END THIS CONVERSATION?”
A caller and I dissect social interaction, then we hear from a lonely DJ, a caller planning her first solo trip, a colonoscopy guy, and Tony. It’s a nice episode. Do not touch the grass. I am a gecko....
26 Mar 20251h 16min
LEAVING THE MATRIX (then coming back)
A caller and I talk about leaving the matrix, if Jimmy Neutron is a bad guy, moving on from a break up, the South Park pinball machine, and other life stuff. Afterwards a caller and I get very meta a...
23 Mar 20251h 25min
“I WAS AN ALASKAN FISHERMAN”
A caller reflects on losing his sanity while out at sea for multiple weeks as an Alaskan fisherman. Afterwards a caller breaks his thumb in a mosh pit, a return caller catches me up on unexpected part...
19 Mar 20251h 17min
GECK IRL: “IS MURDER BAD?”
I figured out the way to beat depression is to go outside, so I went outside to talk to people as a gecko at Washington Square Park in NYC. Going outside is sick. Those people include a lady visiting ...
16 Mar 20251h 25min
