“I AM A HEARSE ENTHUSIAST”
On this episode I talked to a caller with an extremely interesting life. He makes $11000 metal cactuses, drives a hearse, sold his independently made horror movie to Shutter, plays competitive pinball...
4 Jun 20251h 37min
“MY MOM SOLD MY POKÉMON CARDS”
A caller reflects on the effects his social masking has had on his life, how his mom stole $100k of Pokémon cards from him, how he got thru a rough divorce, and other things. He was a really interesti...
1 Jun 20251h 13min
“AM I WASTING MY TIME?”
I talked to a caller living in the Czech Republic for like over an hour and a half. The conversation felt like it evolved significantly into a lot of things. It started very meta and then we got into ...
28 Mai 20251h 46min
“MY FRIEND’S HUSBAND IS SUS”
A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy from a few episodes ago who went insane in Alaska calls...
25 Mai 20251h 36min
“MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE”
I really liked this episode. You should listen to it. A caller’s mother disapproves of her polyamorous lifestyle, a caller works with AI to keep a “weed journal”, and I talk with a caller about how to...
21 Mai 20251h 43min
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A FETISH FOR SICKNESS”
On this episode I read viewer emails while pondering and ranting. The ponder topics include thirst traps, finding shit on the side of the road, a flu fetish, and a lot of ranting about GTA 6. And othe...
18 Mai 20251h 37min
“I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX”
A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final caller lobotomizes too many mice. Do not eat the gras...
14 Mai 20251h 23min
“THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT”
A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a final caller gets involved with a missing leg. I burnt the cake. I am a gecko. Send an email to th...
11 Mai 20251h 3min
