"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS"
Therapy Gecko4 Mai 2022

"I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS"

A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller.

Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesting episode. I only write that in these descriptions when it's true.

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