Therapy Gecko3 Jul 2022

"GECKING OFF"

A caller confides to me that he puts a great deal of effort into scripting his conversations beforehand in order to avoid "failed social interactions.” We get into why he’s always felt this pressure, how he discovered he had autism during a trip on mushrooms, and his obsession with flags.

After that a caller tells me about his experience masturbating in the bathroom of the Vatican City museum as a form of religious retribution, which led to a larger goal of masturbating in as many different countries as possible.

Then a caller tells me his wild story of getting arrested in the Middle East for kissing another man, what it’s like in Jordanian jail, and how he ended up escaping to the US.

A lot of you guys sent pictures of tennis balls to my Instagram DMs (@lyle4ever) last week. Thanks for that. This week I would like pictures of folding chairs. I don’t know what I’m going to do with them but hopefully it’s something productive. Thanks for reading these descriptions. I am a gecko.

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“MY FURRY FRIEND GROUP EXPLODED”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our diff...

22 Apr 1h 1min

“MY WIFE RAN AWAY”

COME TO MY DOCUMENTARY SCREENING: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-gecko-secret-documentary-screening-qa-tickets-1987770673594 A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with th...

19 Apr 1h 2min

“I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers aft...

15 Apr 1h 10min

“LIVING OUT OF MY CAR SAVED MY LIFE”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how living in their car after their divorce has lead to the life they’ve always dreamed of. Later a photographer’s cat is sto...

12 Apr 1h 9min

“I NEED TO BE PERFECT”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com In an hour long call that made me feel like I was on MDMA, a drunk couple talks about how they’ve grown and why they feel the need to be perfec...

8 Apr 1h 16min

“THE PRESSURE IS MOUNTING”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com While avoiding his grocery store shift, a caller wrestles with the feeling that his partner is making too big of a sacrifice for their relation...

5 Apr 1h 15min

“SHE IS AWESOME & I GOT A DUI”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller navigates probation after having their heart broken by a person living their dream life, and a final caller questions whether or not t...

1 Apr 1h 14min

“LARPING AND DIVORCE”

GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets sober, gets divorced, and starts LARPing, a caller from Australia talks about murderous fish, and we read viewer mail regarding t...

29 Mar 1h 12min