Therapy Gecko3 Jul 2022

"GECKING OFF"

A caller confides to me that he puts a great deal of effort into scripting his conversations beforehand in order to avoid "failed social interactions.” We get into why he’s always felt this pressure, how he discovered he had autism during a trip on mushrooms, and his obsession with flags.

After that a caller tells me about his experience masturbating in the bathroom of the Vatican City museum as a form of religious retribution, which led to a larger goal of masturbating in as many different countries as possible.

Then a caller tells me his wild story of getting arrested in the Middle East for kissing another man, what it’s like in Jordanian jail, and how he ended up escaping to the US.

A lot of you guys sent pictures of tennis balls to my Instagram DMs (@lyle4ever) last week. Thanks for that. This week I would like pictures of folding chairs. I don’t know what I’m going to do with them but hopefully it’s something productive. Thanks for reading these descriptions. I am a gecko.

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Episoder(516)

“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”

A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 sugar mamas, dealing with a social media obsessed moth...

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“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”

A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful homeless man, and a final caller explains how she beca...

3 Des 20251h 7min

GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”

Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat fetish, and a lot of other things. Please listen. ...

30 Nov 20251h 10min

THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”

I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to more than one spoon. But I thwart her arguments with ...

26 Nov 20251h 29min

“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”

A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning the same lesson. It is important to have a fire ex...

23 Nov 20251h 21min

“I’VE BEEN BANNED”

A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his favorite spots, and I interpret the dreams of a vie...

19 Nov 20251h 12min

“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”

A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations. Afterwards we read some viewer mail and call a woman who talk...

16 Nov 20251h 23min

“I’M AN ESCORT”

A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and we read viewer mail about doing molly and living ...

12 Nov 20251h 24min