"I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS"
Therapy Gecko27 Jul 2022

"I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS"

A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass.

Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s created, a caller with multiple boyfriends who might not know each other exist, and a caller who attempts to recreate his childhood bedroom as a way of basking in nostalgia to avoid the future.

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