Episode 342: Ass Pizza

Today we're leaving the past in the past...but not before we apologize for it like the dogs that we are. On this episode of YKS, Mike and JF grovel for your forgiveness before getting into the shit we love to hate so much: ethical traditional shampoo varietals, How To Become A Boomer: The Book, and Super Size Me if it was about chicken instead of chicken and burgers. And you just KNOW that would be harder to do!! Alright enjoy the show. Peace.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out our Patreon page. Just $5 a month gets you access to hundred(s?) of bonus hours of YKS content, much of which people are saying is "good". This week on YKS Premium: Our friends from E1, Andrew and Branson. And it really swings, gang. Look for E1 wherever you get your shows. Or here. Or just ask 'em. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

5 Nov 20191h 48min

Well it's almost practically Halloween, (if you're even allowed to say that anymore)!! And to celebrate, Mike and JF talk about candy for about, I would guess, 3 or so minutes before just doing a regular show after that. Kickstarters, riffing, an email. Commercial in there as well. The whole thing. It's business as usual at YKS HQ...UNusual that is. And Cool Cat is back, in a real bummer of a way.Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research for the show provided by Zeke. Editing by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out the Patreon page. This week on YKS Premium, our aforementioned friend Intern Zeke and the wonderful Olga put their Kickstarter Researching Bona Fides on the line for a very high stakes edition of Real or Fake. Next week: Another good one! Wow. What a streak.Support for YKS comes from Manscaped. They make some good stuff for your nuts over there. So check em out at Manscaped.com and use the promo code YKS to get 20% off and free shipping on your nuts grooming kit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

29 Okt 20191h 35min

It's time for the show! New thing I'm trying in these descriptions. Showtime! And it's Episode 121 as well. Mike and JF are here to tell you all about different elements, showering procedures, and I'm just realizing as I'm typing this out, I forgot to do the 6th kickstarter in the 6 pack. So it's a 5 pack this week. Will there be an apology next week? Tune in then to find out! And now, too! To feel invested in the conclusion!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by Zeke. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.For more YKS, check out YKS Premium over on Patreon. A brand new bonus YKS every week for $5 a month. That's too cheap. We gotta jack that shit up. I'm not fucking around. It should be like Xfinity. Locking you into a contract. Anyway, this week on the show: friend and fan favorite Chris James of Not Even a Show returns to talk shitty movies and help the boys read Cosmopolitan magazine. Check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

22 Okt 20191h 28min

It's so hot outside that even the skeletons are sweating! And they don't have any skin! Plus it got cold since we were talking about it. And maybe it wasn't even all that hot then. Well, anyway, here's a show about some stupid crap. Happy Holidays everybody!Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research provided by the Weekly Zekely. Here's the review of the EyeQue we discussed as well. For more YKS, check out the Patreon page. Some good stuff over there. Alright! Enough. See ya. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

15 Okt 20191h 26min

Ohhhh mama. The YKS boys stuck their reel out and hauled in a couple of big fish this week. It's Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger of the Doughboys! There is a lot of nasty talk in this one, including poo poo and wiener stuff, and, well actually that's pretty much all of it. So, hope you enjoy that, and be sure to check out the 2nd part of the YKS x Doughboys crossover coming at the end of the month on their show. Later. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Cheers.For more YKS content, including (???) and Stuff, check out our Patreon page. 5 bones a month gets ya even more of the classic shit you love, and all you have to do is give us the 5 bones. Cmon. You'd have to be a damn fool to not do that. What, do you love bones? Get real.And check out the Doughboys! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

8 Okt 20191h 52min

This week, Mike and JF have taken a DNA Test and it turns out...they're 100% OH HELL YEAH!! Close the bullshit drawer and tell the dump you'll give it some trash to eat later. Turn on some YKS and restore Earth's quantum energy fields with us...unless you're chicken. Bok bok bok bok...sike!!!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Additional research for the show provided by Zeke da Freak.For YKS, check out YKS Premium on Patreon. This week on the show, we bring back the fan favorite (?) Dookie List and talk with a very funny and very metallic friend from the future. And after that, who the hell knows with us....Haha. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1 Okt 20191h 18min

Episode 117...most shows would be losing steam by this point, but not YKS. On today's show, Mike and JF are talking getting up in the middle of the night to pee, ugly ass cats, what to do when your vacuum cleaner is totaled, and a little bit more. Clean up on Aisle Funny!Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Research for the show is provided by Zeke. Cheers boys.This week on YKS Premium, the only show you get at the YKS Patreon page, Mike and JF open some wonderful packages and talk about getting into car crashes. Thanks for listening to that part of the show, where we can let our hair down and get real and not worry about making friends here.Support for YKS comes from Manscaped. Get free shipping and 20% off with promo code YKS. Put it in the damn checkout box. Where you put the code. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

24 Sep 20191h 32min

Damn! The internet and the people on it and the stuff it does, in addition to the companies that created and abuse it, sure does suck ass. That's why we're here, doing the show, to explain why it's not good to write "douchebag" on your hoodie, or use YouTube subscriptions to match prospective partners. Because I guess these bozos couldn't figure it out on their own! I don't know! Just kidding, relax! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.This week on YKS Premium, available to anyone with 5 space-credits per space-month: Writer and friend of the program Dan O'Sullivan joins Mike and JF to try and crack open the famous Charles Manson Nut. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

17 Sep 20191h 16min