Episode 353: Eighteen Moths

Hey....what's in the freakin' briefcase? Quentin!! Q!! What's in there! Ahhh! It's my wife's head! Or whatever, you know? On this episode of YKS, we've got an update on the scented alarm clock, a book that will finally teach our children American values like "the President is a train", rocks in your bra, and Mike's Official HomiePass. It's pretty good.For more impossible riddles and cryptic puzzles, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Last week: Real or Fake. This week: The JokeBlogger Top 10! Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thanks everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12 Mar 20191h 20min

Mike is back from his Pacific Northwest tour, and you'll never believe what he has to say about your home town! Plus, eulogies for Jibo and King Kong Bundy. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. For more of "Da Good Stuff", check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Thank you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

6 Mar 20191h 29min

The Academy Awards, also known as the Oscars,[1] are a set of awards for artistic and technical merit in the film industry, given annually by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS), to recognize excellence in cinematic achievements as assessed by the Academy's voting membership. The various category winners are awarded a copy of a golden statuette, officially called the "Academy Award of Merit", although more commonly referred to by its nickname "Oscar". The award was originally sculpted by George Stanley from a design sketch by Cedric Gibbons.[2] AMPAS first presented it in 1929 at a private dinner hosted by Douglas Fairbanks in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel.[3][4]Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle.For more on Joan Osbourne, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where pie IS always a full meal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

27 Feb 20191h 24min

Hey everyone, JF here. Writing the description for the show is one of the worst parts of my week so I'm going to take this one easy and just say some stuff in a list, ok? Here goes: Jacked up on caffeine, sleeping with da fishes, marmaduke follies, and Andy Serkis Grandpa. That's a great list. Alright. Glad I did it. Now, for more stuff you can put in a list, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. We don't have a big celebrity guest this week, but we do eat some very spicy food. And I think, just based on the way the world is going, maybe that's just as good to listen to. Good Morning Vietnam! That is another thing from my list that I didn't write up there. Music for YKS is courtesy of our friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Thank you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

20 Feb 20191h 33min

Tuck in for some spaghetti and meatbulbs, folks, they did another YKS. On today's episode: Forgiving Paula Deen, Diamondium Blades, and Remembering Your First Beer. We're telling stories better than any writer in Hollywood, so slap that subscribe button and open up the download hatch for some D*AMN good content.And for more from the guys known as the Apple and Bugatti of podcasting by far in 2020, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. This week on YKS Premium -- the very handsome and funny Hayes Davenport!Music for YKS is courtesy of our Musical Friends Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12 Feb 20191h 23min

With over 60 years combined of going on the computer and posting on it and talking to their friends, Mike and JF are here to give you the absolute best lottery numbers possible (binary), the most incomplete wrap-up of the Krassenstein Reddit AMA possible, and the most hackable way to get packages delivered just outside your front door. For more of these two schmucks getting together and shootin da shirt, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And as long as they didn't break the website, a simple $5 contribution will unlock for your amusement hours upon hours of goofs, gags, and jokes.Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

6 Feb 20191h 40min

We recorded this one for YKS Premium, our Patreon podcast, but then we forgot to do a regular episode. So now it’s free! Insane…could we possibly get any better at podcasting?? Not likely.Mike and JF dial up friend to all Nick Wiger to talk eatin' big, fucking up, going legit, fucking up, being nasty, and fucking up. Check out Doughboys Live dates at headgum.com/live and hey maybe the YKS boys will show up on 4/11 in Nashville as well. Music for YKS is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle. And for more YKS, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where thank God we had enough episodes in the tank to release this one over here. Coming up this week: Carl Tart! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

22 Jan 20191h 31min

We've got a birthday boy!!! That's right, Mike is turning a different age, and we are here for it. On this week's YKS, the Krassenstein bros go stereo mode, we sip some tea and some backup tea, and the institution of the news tries to elbow in to our territory. What da hell...Music for YKS premium is courtesy of Lydia Burrell, Craig Dickman, and our friend Mark Brendle.For more of intern Tyler's misadventures, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. With every Netflix price increase, the entire YKS backlog becomes an even better deal. This week on YKS Premium: Sean Clements of Hollywood Handbook calls in from his backyard to talk NBA GMs and help us workshop some jokes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

15 Jan 20191h 39min