Being Jim Davis26 Jun 2017

Episode 302 - Monday, April 16, 1979

Hey there Being Jim Davis listeners. Christopher Winter here. As you may know, my standard editing practice has been never to cut out any material. Never. If we took the time to say it, you should take the time to listen to it. That's my attitude.

Or anyway, it was my attitude. But you have to keep it fresh in this business, so let's try something new for BJD's fourth century. Today, I'm cutting out the drinks roundup, I'm cutting out the delay while I turned off my washing machine and then the delay after that while Jon turned off his air conditioner and then the delay after that while Jon called up the week's strips on his browser. I'm cutting out all kinds of garbage, everything even borderline irrelevant. I'm cutting until it hurts. I'm cutting like I'm a Republican legislator and Being Jim Davis is a vital social service upon which millions of the most vulnerable depend. I'm slashing your mother's Medicaid, evicting her from her nursing home, and sending the proceeds to the richest 400 households in the country. That's how much I'm fucking cutting.

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