Swipe Left For No: Dating in 2024

Swipe Left For No: Dating in 2024


Welcome to the debut episode of Talking Istanbullocks! In this rollicking ride through the world of dating, we've got a lineup that's bound to tickle your funny bone.


Morgan Freedman kicks off the show with a poetic twist. Get ready for "Swipe Left for No," a Tinder-inspired poem that'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe reconsider your dating app choices.


But that's not all – we're thrilled to introduce a brand-new feature: "Kiss and Tell." Listeners spill the beans on your first-date adventures, and we'll weigh in on whether it's a sweet smooch or a cheeky prank. First up, we have Brian from Spalding, who forgot his date's name but thinks a Starbucks outing might fix things. Will she buy it? We're placing our bets!


And in an unexpected turn, Donald Trump gives an interview to a Norwegian journalist. Curious about how a dog works and why he's chosen one as chief of staff? The answers are as unpredictable as Trump himself.


Join us for laughs, love, and a touch of political paw-spective on Talking Istanbullocks – Good skills!


**#TalkingIstanbullocks #DatingDilemma #KissAndTell #SwipeLeftForNo #TinderPoetry #ComedyPodcast #DonaldTrumpInterview #FirstDateFunnies #MorganFreemanHumor #IstanbulLaughs #PodcastDebut #GoodSkills

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