Mispronouncing Mozart and Cancelling Culture

''The funniest 30-40 minutes of your week'' - Liam Neeson

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Episode Highlights:

1. "The Chinese Year of the Istanbullocks" - Intro

* Jorma and Ray kick off the show with humorous anecdotes, including Ray's hilarious recount of applying Canestan and Trabacort creams to treat a yeast infection.

* Shoutout to "De-worming World Magazine" for sponsoring the episode, bringing humor to the subject of pet parasite control.

2. Morgan Freeman's Poem:

- A weekly feature where Morgan Freeman reads an original poem requested by David from Kildare on a topic requested by a listener. This week's poem, "Climate Change by Morgan Freeman," reflects on the changing weather patterns and their impact on his mood.

* Call for listeners to send in their poetry requests to talkingistanbullocks@gmail.com.

3. True or False Segment:

* Mozart making fun of a singer he disliked, mispronouncing Mozart and how Germans are obsessed with poo

4. Sketch: Woke Bloke Kaiden Stokes Tries To Cancel Culture At The British Library

* Kaiden Stokes threatens to burn lots of children’s classics such as The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Robin Hood but accidentally gets caught out when his mobile phone reveals he has been watching porn in the toilets.

5. Segment: Kiss and Tell:

* The boys help a female listener decide whether to continue with a relationship, involving a man with a "Lord of the Rings" fantasy.

6. Post of the Week:

* Joke sent in to Blackmilkshake Facebook page, the podcast’s sister project.

7. Closing:

* Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, download past episodes, and share with friends.

* Reminder to send in poetry requests and interact with the show.

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