Rat Boy Summer - Would You Date A Rodent?

Rat Boy Summer - Would You Date A Rodent?

1. Welcome and Introduction:

  • Hosts Jorma + Ray, dressed in their summer finest, kick off the episode from their favourite local pub. Jorma is sporting a string vest reminiscent of Onslow from "Keeping Up Appearances," while Ray flaunts an off-the-shoulder Prada number as they sip Pimms + Lemonade + Roofies and Baileys.

2. Chickpeas and Rat Boys

  • Chickpea Magazine - your go-to source for all things hummus and falafel related. ‘Fuller Than a Bowl At A Bulimics All You Can Eat Buffet’
  • Introduction to the trending term "Ratboy Summer," the latest viral fashion trend on TikTok.

3. Morgan Freedman's Poem - "Ratboy Summer":

  • Morgan Freedman humorously navigates the absurdity of TikTok, particularly focusing on the emergence of "Ratboy" chic.
  • The poem delves into the shift from traditional handsome guys like Gary Cooper to the new trend of ratboys, providing a satirical commentary on societal trends, ending with a humorous plea for compassion and common sense in romantic pursuits.

4. Ratboy discussion – a Welsh BAFTA nomination for Morgan Freeman?

5. Listener Engagement:

  • Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, follow, and share the podcast on various platforms.
  • Special mention of the rising listener base in Malaysia.

6. True or False Quiz: The Reproductive Lives Of Bees and David Beckham

  • Fun and quirky segment packed with fun facts and banter.

7. Community Spotlight – ‘Are You Alright Hon?’

  • Red Books in Wexford, Ireland, run by Wally O'Neill. is more than a bookshop; it’s a community hub offering workshops, writing courses, live music, and also support homeless and mental health initiatives.
  • Upcoming podcast "Are You Alright Hon?" presented by Wally and regular contributor to Talking Istanbullocks, Jamie T. Murphy, focusing on personal stories about addiction, homelessness, and mental health.

8. Bogus Horoscope and Psychic Predictions for the month of June with Honzie Curley:

  • Honzie returns with his monthly horoscopes and suspiciously accurate psychic predictions for June.

9. Post of the Week:

  • A humorous joke about a duck, self-identifying as a plasterer.

10. Final Thoughts and Outro:

  • Ray and Jorma wrap up the episode with light-hearted banter and reminders for listener interaction and engagement.



Additional Notes:

  • Listeners are invited to contribute poems for Morgan Freedman to read.
  • Encouragement to check out the podcast’s YouTube channel for sketches and more comedic content.
  • This show uses AI voices


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TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Anka0iEBcAqPg8zW5MJvRX_C5aTQnNallLx_tlcbR7w/edit

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