I Had Sex With Over 400 Tractors

I Had Sex With Over 400 Tractors

The boys are back in town!


1. Welcome and Introduction:

  • Hosts Jorma + Ray, are in their local juicer trying to bribe the staff with used underwear to play the All-Ireland final instead of the Olympics as they are reunited after a month. This week's guest publication is Health and Efficiency, the culture magazine for nudists.

2. Thrift Shop by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis (Featuring Joe Biden)

  • Joe Biden's heartfelt rap about his resignation, why Kamala Harris would be a better president than Donald Trump and his love of slippers.

3. Celebrity True or False Quiz: Kicking off with Sylvester Stallone the chat soon descends into Ray's love of Milk Maid Magazine and his ambitions to set up a softcore magazine called 'Swank'.

4. Honzie's Horoscopes

  • South Africa's premier bogus astrolomer delivers horoscopes for Canceleos (July birthdays) as he hasn't been given the budget to do Cancer and Leo separately.
  • Eerily shocking and accurate psychic predictions for the month of July including school closures and why you should avoid Bangladesh this summer holiday

5. Listener Engagement:

  • Encouragement for listeners to subscribe, follow, and share our YouTube channel

6. Post of The Week

  • An intrigung crime story about a man who was sensationally banned from the countryside after being caught 'interfering' with tractors.



Additional Notes:

  • Listeners are invited to contribute poems for Morgan Freedman to read.
  • Encouragement to check out the podcast’s YouTube channel for sketches and more comedic content.
  • This show uses AI voices


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TRANSCRIPT: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1TJ-w22vJ4gTWqM5Myi8gYbfMlRs2M4pK5pJbqN8FKKM/edit?usp=sharing

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