UPS and DOWNS

One more week left to drive recklessly in school zones.

18 Aug 20228min

I’d rather be a whole bong rip than a drag.

31 Jul 20227min

Started the day with two shots of tequila and now I’m at the gym. Balance.

25 Jul 20226min

Embrace The Demons

14 Jul 20227min

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot. It's definitely a thing.

8 Jul 202210min

You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.

28 Jun 202213min

Looking for that one weirdo who's willing to hold up my tits this summer. Cause, fuck this heat.

21 Jun 20226min

I fold my worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks.

14 Jun 20228min