Ep. 51: How NOT to End a Long Distance Relationship

Ep. 51: How NOT to End a Long Distance Relationship

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Emily dumped me via hand-written letter six years ago. Like an almost-psycho, Billy tracks her down in Chicago to seek closure. What soon transpires, of course, is a poop joke. Great conversation about relationships, dating and growing up on this week's Manwhore Podcast! Long-distance relationships are hard. Keeping up a romance in college with distance between you is a recipe for disaster. In this case, it culminated with an unexpected delivery from my mailman and a tearful viewing of 500 Days of Summer. Hear about this and about how f*cking adorable I was at 19. One listener wants to know if she should offer her college boyfriend one of the best things a straight guy could ask for. What is it, you ask? Oh. You'll have to listen to this episode to find out! Let's just call it the hetero man's Double Rainbow. Emily and I discuss life's emotional roller coaster. Emily prefers some stability, not letting the needle tick too far in one direction or the other. I prefer to feel the high highs and am willing to pay the price of feeling the low lows. You have to take the good with the bad, I think. Otherwise, the good wouldn't feel as good. Check me out on the new live streaming app Periscope. I'm @TheBillyProcida. Watch me eat pizza or something. This week's episode is sponsored by woods, and other euphemisms for boners. Email your comments, questions and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ep. 625: Is Poly to Blame for Divorce? with Kristine Esser Slentz

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Ep. 624: Are The Straights Okay?!

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Ep. 623: Which Countries Fuck Best? with Alexa Andre

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Ep. 622: Brothel Complaint Forms with Catherine De Noire

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Ep. 621: Do Spotify playlists count as cheating? with Arielle Isaac Norman

Ep. 621: Do Spotify playlists count as cheating? with Arielle Isaac Norman

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Ep. 620: Sydney Kane Roasts You Emails

Ep. 620: Sydney Kane Roasts You Emails

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Ep. 619: Good, Giving and Shaved with comedian Lauren Cocroft

Ep. 619: Good, Giving and Shaved with comedian Lauren Cocroft

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Ep. 618: We Exchanged Orgasms One Time

Ep. 618: We Exchanged Orgasms One Time

It took seven years for this Bumble match to make out with me, but it was worth the wait. Why didn’t we work out? Find out!Mentioned:12/04 - NYC - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/191830350040912/12 - Phi...

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