Ep. 82: How To Take a D*ck Pic Like a Pro with Soraya Doolbaz

Ep. 82: How To Take a D*ck Pic Like a Pro with Soraya Doolbaz

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Every day millions of d*ck pics are sent unsolicited to women (and men!) around the world. This has caused catastrophic results. However, many women do love d*ck pics! This week's Manwhore Podcast is about one woman who loves them a whole extra lot. Soraya Doolbaz is a professional penis photographer. We talk about her art project dressing up dongs and why balls have yet to come into the frame! Soraya Doolbaz gives tips and tricks to taking the perfect d*ck pic. The first rule of c*ck shots is to make sure the recipient wants them! Unsolicited sexts "are the modern day flasher," according to Soraya. But now she is rebranding the d*ck! By giving it proper lighting, angle and personality she is creating works of art out of what were once snapshots ladies would laught at while sharing them with friends over wine. Learn hot to take a d*ck pic from a pro! Can balls be beautiful? Soraya and I discuss this oft-forgotten part of the package. "Balls are the plus-size models of dic pic photography!" This show is body-positive about balls! We also discuss why she witnessed the World's Saddest Handjob during a photo shoot. When we think of homophobes, we typically think of the Southern states and church gatherings. One Honolulu police officer disgusted me, and the nation, when he harassed and arrested a vacationing lesbian couple after they were kissing in public. Now they are suing the police department after being detained in the state of Hawaii for five months with no jobs, home or money. How do you get mad about hot women kissing in public when you live in the gayest state in the country? I gave some tips to AskMen.com's Aly Walansky about sex positions to stick to for your first time with a new partner. Read this article to find out why I'm now an "authority" on doggy style. Make your d*ck beautiful by dressing it up in Soraya Doolbaz's web app! Just upload a photo and use some of her accessories to give your penis a personality. While you're at it, give it a cool, edgy backstory! Visit www.DictureGallery.com and check out her work! Follow Soraya on Twitter: @dicturegallery Follow me on Twitter: @TheBillyProcida Support The Manwhore Podcast on Patreon and receive great rewards! Make your pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by filters. The #NoFilter campaign has ruined thousands of potentially pretty penis pics. Put your phallus in a filter today! Emaily your comments, questions and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Ep. 9 - Tinder Love and Catcalling Flattery

Ep. 9 - Tinder Love and Catcalling Flattery

Emily becomes an unpaid advocate of hook-up dating app Tinder. She's fallen in love after plenty of swiping and now she tells us why she ditched OK Cupid for Tinder. Online dating presents all sorts of "rules" regarding female sexual aggression. It's confusing! The two also talk about the rules of casual sex for women. Catcallers: your validation! Emily feels "appreciated" by a good catcall on the street. What about you? Do you find it disgusting or strangely sweet? Oops! Billy went to Europe out of nowhere. Why? No idea. He broadcasts from Iceland because, the world. Plus, the Red Light District offers up a pleasant surprise! #internationalwhore Billy and Emily play a new game and agree that, for the good of society, Kim Kardashian needs to be killed! Duke porn star Belle Knox comes up yet again. This week's episode is sponsored by Orbitz. Orbitz will let you fly anywhere in the world that has legal prostitution. Orbitz: turns on your red light. Email your comments and questions to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

11 Jun 20141h 4min

Ep. 8 - Madeline Lewis: Vanilla and Proud!

Ep. 8 - Madeline Lewis: Vanilla and Proud!

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Madeline Lewis is an actress in New York City who has lots of advice to give. For example: never call a woman a spinster! Oops. My bad. Madeline does not like online dating and likes to take things slow. Now she's in an obnoxiously adorable two-year relationship with a man she met at, wait for it: the Ren Faire! Hear how she's not afraid of being a woman on the prowl making the first move. Screw gender roles! Madeline and Billy talk about virginity and following one's own sexual journey, however kinky or vanilla it may be. Madeline doesn't need any crazy kinks to have fun sex! No accessories needed. Billy continues to push the phrase "vanilla shaming." It's real. Plus: Cast That Porn! Lifebuzz lists 10 Old-Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Bring Back. Which ones do you hope your next date does? New York City comedian Ray Gootz wrote an excellent article for Salon.com, "The 33-year-old virgin: Life without sex is only torturous if you let it be." You can see pictures of Madeline in some sexy lingerie on her website www.madeline-lewis.com. I mean, she also has acting reel stuff there.  This week's show is sponsored by Twitter, for the guy who keeps his social media like he has his sex: short, sweet and sometimes funny. Email your comments and questions to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Jun 20141h 20min

Ep. 7 - Breaking Up: From Engaged to Single Lady by 23

Ep. 7 - Breaking Up: From Engaged to Single Lady by 23

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kathy is classy and Irish Catholic. Billy is a slutty atheist. SITCOM! They both have a fun conversation about fickle dating standards, sexual histories and marriage. Kathy is a young ex-fiance and recalls the red flags leading to the end of her military engagement. The two ponder a world where Catholic priests are allowed to have casual sex. If you saw the Pope on Tinder, would you swipe right?  Slut shaming continues to plague our country after the Belle Knox incident and Alyssa Funke's recent suicide. Billy rants about the tragic state of sex education in schools. Alice Dreger's article asks, "What If We Admitted to Children That Sex Is Primarily About Pleasure?" NEW DRINKING GAME! Take a shot every time Kathy says "madonna/whore complex". For your health, I edited out a few of them. Plus another great round of CreepyPMs Theater. This week's episode is sponsored by prolactin. Prolactin: making you think twice before going for Round 2. Email your questions for sex researcher Dr. Zhana Vrangalova to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.manwhorepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Mai 20141h 21min

Ep. 6 - Virgins, Zombie Sex and Shutting Billy Down

Ep. 6 - Virgins, Zombie Sex and Shutting Billy Down

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Ladies would you take a man's virginity? Diana's iffy on it. Diana joins us on The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-Positive Quest for Love this week. She drops some truth bombs on Billy, smashing his fantasy of their past and reminding him of a time when he was kind of a d-bag. They met on www.DateMySchool.com a few years ago and reunite on this episode to talk about sex in public, oversharing and the importance of going down on a woman. They both share their "numbers" and play a fun round of Cast That Porn! Diana also shares a story about having sleeping with a man with one hand…and didn't realize it until afterwards! Plus, apparently zombie-faced Halloween sex can lead to a healthy relationship. Congratulations to Idaho, Oregon and Pennsylvania on recognzing marriage equality for same sex couples! This week's episode is sponsored by Godzilla. Godzilla: like an annoying drunk friend, he has the ability to ruin somebody's threesome. Check out Sounds Like an Earful Podcast to hear me talk podcast oversaturation. Watch the very funny Mike Recine on Conan! Email your comments and question to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Mai 20141h 15min

Ep. 5 - "I love a big dick!" Size, Sex and Hot Brothers

Ep. 5 - "I love a big dick!" Size, Sex and Hot Brothers

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida It was so much fun reuniting with Kaylee on this week's episode of The Manwhore Podcast! This is definitely the most quotable episode so far! Here are some of Kaylee's choice lines: "My brother is freaking hot!" "I love a big d--k." "I just don't want to put stuff in your butt."   And much more! The Nerve.com article is called 16 Lies We Need to Stop Teaching Boys about Sex by Kate Hakala. The Rolling Stone article is called Tales From the Millenials' Sexual Revolution by Alex Morris. This week's episode is sponsored by popcorn. Popcorn: it almost makes you forget that you're home alone watching Netflix. Email your questions and comments to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Mai 20141h 19min

Ep. 4 - Sexting Skills and Endless Dick Pics

Ep. 4 - Sexting Skills and Endless Dick Pics

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kimi has called off her engagement, so Billy educates her on the current online dating scene. Kimi's worried about her sexting skills and Billy recalls their cousin-kissing mutual acquaintance. Should incest be a "to each their own" issue? The two also ponder why finding a healthy relationship is so difficult.   Billy's high school reunion went well, even if he did use 94 Weight Watchers points. Fasting ensues!   This week's episode is sponsored by Ikea, because relationships are a lot of hard work and the instructions don't make sense.   Email your questions and comments to manwhorepod@gmail.com.   The sexting study mentioned is titled "Love the Way You Lie: Sexting deception in romantic relationships" by Drouin, Tobin and Wygant. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Mai 20141h 1min

Ep. 3 - Condoms vs. STDs: The Debate

Ep. 3 - Condoms vs. STDs: The Debate

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Billy sits down with a very horny Jess on this week's episode of The Manwhore Podcast. Here's someone whose sluttiness rivals even Billy's! Jess admits she's a bit demanding in bed when she's drunk (as her friend delivers us some wine). Billy schools us on fair market value for a happy ending massage. And the two of them debate Jess's No Condoms policy. "The tubes are now tied! Don't worry!"   Billy also stresses about buying a bed and an upcoming high school reunion.   This episode is sponsored by peanut butter in bed. When life's got you down, peanut butter will keep you in bed.   Email your questions and comments to manwhorepod@gmail.com   www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Apr 20141h

Ep. 2: My First Buttplug BDSM Experience

Ep. 2: My First Buttplug BDSM Experience

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Billy and Jay get kinky on this week's episode of The Manwhore Podcast. This week's show talks about buttplugs, bronies, and BDSM. Pegasisters unite! Jay questions Billy's fluid sexuality which leads to an interesting story about a Craigslist casual encounter. Jay also rates Billy's 'Sub' skills. As the Lord & Savior Mika once said, "Big girls, you are beautiful!" How much do you value confidence over looks? Who's at fault: surface level jerks or dishonest default pictures? These things and more on this week's episode of The Manwhore Podcast! This episode is sponsored by Dominos. Dominos: it makes you go to the gym tomorrow. Email your questions and comments to manwhorepod@gmail.com www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Apr 20141h 12min

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