Ep. 106: Shave Your F*cking Buttholes!

Stripping came before crystal meth for Hannah Sward. The Strip author opens up about dating in your 50s, getting sober, and how accidentally slipped into six years of celibacy. Also, Billy laments about robots getting in the way of his muffdiving dreams.Mentioned:Los Angeles - Hot Dates @ Pauhaus - August 27th - https://www.instagram.com/hotdatescomedy/NYC Naked Comedy Show - September 11th https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1554099155409Philly Naked Comedy Show - October 11th https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1613913993199more dates at http://manwhorepod.com/stand-upFollow Hannah Sward!Threads: @hannahswardauthorInstagram: @hannahswardauthorSubstack: https://summerofmen.substack.comBook: StripFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comE-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy!Support the podcast on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastMake new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Aug 59min

Leah Orleans aka Stahr Power is a Tiny Girl with Big Show Energy. The comedic circus performer opened her tent to me and my microphones so we could discuss her budding polyamorous journey, first date roleplays, and the effects that her Type 1 diabetes has on an exciting sex life. @TinyGirlBigShow is live-streaming an R-rated version of her act on October 10th and 11th. You should get tickets. I’ll be there. Mentioned:NYC - The Naked Comedy Show - September 11th https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1554099155409Philly: Sign up for my email list @ https://mailchi.mp/gmail/jor7ew9k5lLos Angeles - Hot Dates @ Pauhaus - August 27th - https://www.instagram.com/hotdatescomedy/ Follow Leah Orleans!TikTok: @tinygirlbigshowInstagram: @tinygirlbigshowWebsite: http://tinygirlbigshow.com Follow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebilly Money StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.com E-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy! Support the podcast on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcast Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discord Email your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com. Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

21 Aug 1h 22min

The Craigslist Chronicles are stories from my Craigslist casual encounters days — bukkakes, voyeurism, a gimp mask. Before the stories, you’ll hear about what happened to Craigslist after the passage of FOSTA-SESTA in 2017 and why you need to care about these anti-free speech sex-negative laws being proposed and passed all over the country.Mentioned:NYC: Sign up for my email list @ http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDPhilly: Sign up for my email list @ https://mailchi.mp/gmail/jor7ew9k5lFOSTA-SESTA: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOSTA-SESTAFind your Congress Members! https://www.congress.gov/members/find-your-memberSupport the podcast on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comE-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy!Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Aug 1h 27min

The Male Loneliness Epidemic is not only about whiny incels who feel entitled to women’s bodies and attention. For fear of being seen as weak or gay, men continue to isolate away from interpersonal relationships, keeping them away from romantic and sexual partners as well as friendships with other men. Robyn — aka @deprogramm.r — is starting a support group for men who aren’t getting laid. I had her on to ask about this shocking sympathy for the other side, and we give some tangible dating tips to improve their love lives. Also! Anti-free speech legislation is messing up Billy’s social media life.Mentioned:NYC - The Naked Comedy Show - August 14 - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1530818462229Philly: Sign up for my email list @ https://mailchi.mp/gmail/jor7ew9k5lSupport the podcast on Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyFollow Robyn!Instagram: @deprogramm.rThreads: @deprogramm.rTikTok: @programm.rMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comE-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy!Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Aug 1h 13min

What makes someone worth loving? What makes someone worth sharing a relationship? What makes someone worth coming out? Comedian Izzy Salhani opens up about lost love, dating cisgender men for sex or sandwich, and wielding a beauty while nonbinary. Plus, Billy talks about finding a ‘spark’ at the sex party.Mentioned:The Naked Comedy Show, Philly - August 2 - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1429705610969The Naked Comedy Show, Brooklyn - August 14 - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1530818462229Sign up for my email list @ http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDJoin my Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyFollow Izzy Salhani!Instagram: @luckysalhaniThreads: @luckysalhaniMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comE-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy!Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Jul 1h 15min

Ghosting is maybe the newest addition to dating terminology of the last decade. For as long as we’ve had a ghost emoji, the sudden disappearance of a new romantic or sexual partner has been given the spiritual moniker. Well, Billy is no stranger to ghosting. In this week’s episode, he reconnects with Nicky — a woman who came to the show still confused why she was ghosted by this seemingly communicative sex podcaster. Would you want to confront one of your ghosts??? ALSO! AI sex robots are coming soon and Billy issues an advisory to stay human.Mentioned:The Naked Comedy Show, Philly - August 2 - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1429705610969Sign up for my email list @ http://eepurl.com/Ve3WDJoin my Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comE-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy!Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Jul 1h 8min

The 40-Year-Old Virgin was almost a reality for singer Alyson Cadena. The 30-Year-Old Virgin podcaster joins us to discuss why it took her so long to make her sexual debut and the dating struggles she finds herself in today.Mentioned:The Naked Comedy Show, Brooklyn - July 17 https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1428581268029The Naked Comedy Show, Philly - August 2 - https://www.eventbrite.com/e/1429705610969Join Billy’s Patreon at http://patreon.com/manwhorepodcastFollow Alyson Cadena!Instagram: @alychainzThreads: @alychainzTikTok: @alychainzSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/26XOznxHHI3LpBeBLBJgethttp://alysoncadena.comFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMoney StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comE-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy!Make new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Jul 1h 16min

Dr. Carli Blau lived the childhood romance romcom. Her and her husband dated a little in high school — then break up. Then they dated a little in college — and break up. Then he persisted until he wins her over in their mid-20s proving that a man with a plan — who can respectfully take a no — will find the love he wants. Carli and I had a fucking blast on my 600th podcast episode. Pick up some ideas from her Ryan and hold onto hope that you will find your male or female or nonbinary Ryan once you hold yourself up like a person who deserves one. PLUS! Billy has been having some wacky dreams.Money StuffVenmo: @BillyProcidaCash App: $manwhorepodPayPal/Zelle: funnybillypro@gmail.comE-books are now available at http://bookshop.org/shop/billy!Hear the Claremont Park story at https://www.patreon.com/manwhorepodcast!Follow Dr. Carli Blau!Instagram: @sexdoccarliwww.carliblau.comwww.boutiquepsychotherapy.comFollow Billy!Instagram: @billyprocidajrTikTok: @TheBillyProcidaThreads: @billyprocidajrBlueSky: @thebillyprocida0nlyFans: @callmebillyMake new friends in The Champagne Room at http://manwhorepod.com/discordEmail your comments, questions, and criticisms to manwhorepod@gmail.com.Late Night Radio by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

9 Jul 1h 30min