26. The Twenty-Sixth One: Conspiracy Theories Part 1

00:30 - Ted threatens Peter with Soy milk 3:30 - Peter braves the great outdoors to grab a drink; not worth it. 6:30 - Peter tells the sad tale of his failed attempt at 100 days of Chipotle 11:30 - Ted calls Peter out for having 5 simultaneous beverages 14:00 - Does it matter who makes more money in a relationship? Is a big gap a problem? 22:00 - Peter goes out for drinks with secretly MEGA wealthy friend 25:00 - Ted forces Peter to drink the soy, DOES he enjoy? 28:30 - LISTENER EMAIL - 1st date drinking etiquette how much prep is too much???

11 Jan 202135min

0:15- Don't be clingy?! 1:30- Last Virtual EPISODE. WE NEED IRL VIBES 3:00- New Journeys 13:45- Peter compares his life to a Young Eminem  14:30- Ice Coffee Weather?  15:35- Peter asks a SOLID, "Would you Rather" question 21:45- Motivating Listener Email? Ted quickly realizes he says, BRO AND DUDE TOO MUCH

9 Jan 202133min

0:00 - the boys are back in NYC and never taking life for granted again 2:50 - Ted becomes irresponsible, Peter the opposite. 7:30 - Ted has an awkward flight encounter 14:00 - Peter gets roasted for his plane attire :/ 18:00 - Ted can’t tie ties, Peter rants about the decline of shoelace quality 20:00 - The guys lose their cool while discussing juice and water brands 23:50 - LISTENER EMAIL 32:15 - Peter brags about his foolproof Rock Paper Scissors technique

7 Jan 202134min

1:20- Ted hangs out with his ex gf...? 5:35- Ted quickly jumps topics to talk about a waitress he met who isnt texting him back 8:50- Toxic relationships 9:50- Peter and Ted, the POWER DUO! 10:55- The two day hangover 13:15- BAD drunk behavior 24:25- Too BLAZED! 29:45- Cocaine...? 31:30- Adderal VIBE 34:00- SEND IN LISTENER EMAILS

4 Jan 202135min

00:30 - Happy New Years! The boys talk better names for the second Covid strain 5:30 - The fellas was poetic about the BUSTLE of NYC and how it beckons their name 8:00 - A gal sends in an EMAIL inquiring how to handle two suitors at the same time 16:00 - The guys discuss love triangles and tricky relationship dynamics 20:30 - New Years resolutions - what will the boys accomplish in 2021?? 29:30 - Ted nonchalantly drops mega-juice about his past ketamine abuse!!

2 Jan 202138min

1:00 Peter and Ted discuss their temporary remote life while Ted GROSSLY underestimates an Ironman  3:15- Phone Addict 5:30- Too much vacation? 6:30- Peter the breakfast champion...? 8:00- The online dating world 12:10- Listener Email! (Ted Jones Fake New Yorker!?) 16:15- Peter & Ted get DEEP 26:15- Two Truths and a Lie

31 Des 202036min

00:30- The boys discuss their holiday locations. Peter rants about redundant city names, Buffalo snow. 5:30- Ted quotes poetry by Migos and explains cocaine lingo. 9:00- The fellas discuss Peter’s christmas clothes and childlike excitement 14:00- Peter tells about losing his friend’s dog, Ted shares the city-wide scandal he created from a childhood fib. 18:00- Ted snags a boardwalk mixtape, Peter talks about living next door to a rapper. 23:00-Restaurant etiquette 25:15 -Listener Email 34:00 The guys chat NYE quarantine vibes and optimism for 2021.

28 Des 202038min

0:20 Ted is Sleepy but POWERS through 2:50- Peter stays up late to research Pretty Little Liars   4:00- The boys realize they both enjoy chick flicks 7:00- Young Mode 8:20- Peter reveals the best gift he has ever gotten (odd)   10:55- Should Ted go on the Bachelorette!? 15:30- Jake Paul talking alot of noise 17:20- Listener Email 🔥 28:00- Peter going to Buffalo 31:00- VACCINE TALK!

26 Des 202034min