
Season 3, Episode 13: Foreshadowing
This week's episode is quick--under an hour--but both show episodes are critical to upcoming storylines! Phoebe's ex-music-partner comes back into her life; Chandler dates a woman from Joey's past; Ross is so jealous of Mark that he ruins a fashion lecture for Rachel. Lily and Marshall figure out some bad, bad news about their new apartment; Barney convinces Ted that St. Patrick's Day is the end of the world; Marshall yells at Ted when the truth of St. Patrick's Day with Barney is revealed. Next week we are covering 3 major FRIENDS episodes: The One Where Ross and Rachel take a Break; The One With the Morning After; The One Without the Ski Trip. We hope to have a guest host who is a massive FRIENDS fan! Bonus stuff coming soon to Patreon! Join now! www.patreon.com/howimetyourfriendspod
16 Jan 202043min

Season 3, Episode 12: A Platinum 2020
HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's our first episode of 2020 and we had a lot to catch up on. But if you don't want to hear all that--EVEN THOUGH YOU TOTALLY SHOULD--skip to 30:00 timestamp. Ted thinks he can get away with dating his tattoo removal doctor but Barney tries to school him on The Platinum Rule using examples from the rest of the group. Monica and Richard try being friends but end up as "friends with benefits"; Phoebe dates a boy who goes commando and give everyone a peep show; and Joey and Rachel exchange books--Rachel reads The Shining and Joey reads Little Women. If you haven't seen the new Little Women--DO IT! DO IT NOW! Join our Patreon to listen to episodes a day early and get access to all our bonus content and more! www.patreon.com/howimetyourfriendspod HAPPY 2020 EVERYONE!
9 Jan 20201h 13min

Season 3, Episode 11: I want to quit the gym!
We hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! Ted convinces the gang to join a gym, although it turns out he's not working out. Barney runs into Rhonda "The Manmaker" and learns he wasn't the stud he thought he was. And Marshall gets his ass whupped by a tiny trainer. Rachel starts her new job and Ross is a complete idiot with jealousy. Monica flirts with a coworker and it ends badly. Joey lies about his resume and has to do some fast footwork. Wishing everyone a Happy New Year! We can't wait for big things for everyone in 2020!
26 Des 20191h 1min

Season 3, Episode 10: The One Where Chandler Gets Punched and Barney Gets Slapped
There seems to be a lot of hitting in this week's episode...and it's all deserved! FRIENDS: TOW Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister Chandler sees Janice and her husband and reacts poorly; Rachel hates her job but stumbles on a great opportunity; Ross is a TURD; the gang throws Joey a birthday party; and Chandler kisses...so...many...people. HIMYM: Slapsgiving Lily is excited to throw their first married Thanksgiving; Robin brings her slightly older boyfriend to meet the group; Ted is a TURD; and Marshall counts down to Barney's next slap. HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y'ALL! This is our last episode before Christmas and we wish everyone a safe and happy holidays! We love you all for listening to us this year. We can't wait to see what 2020 brings to the podcast, our personal lives, and to yours as well! SURPRISE! WE NOW HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL! Go check out the videos from this week, where we unboxed a listener gift and cooked dinner. Watch for more videos soon. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNE1JJntYwJ1NlMmofbRW2A Rate and review us on iTunes and subscribe on your favorite podcast app to get the newest episode when it posts. Come chat with us on social media: Twitter @himyfriendspod, FB & IG @howimetyourfriendspod. Email us your “Friend of the Day” at howimetyourfriendspod@gmail.com.
19 Des 20191h 12min

Season 3, Episode 9: Spoiler Alert!
We've talked about "what's your but" and now it's time for SPOILER ALERT! Ted is deep in "sex goggle" mode and doesn't see the issues with his new girlfriend, Cathy. When the gang tries to explain it, mayhem ensues as they turn on each other and reveal everyone's glass shattering qualities. Rachel is fed up with the coffee house; Ross must sell Brown Bird cookies to help the girl whose leg he broke; and Phoebe freaks out about Joey's job at a Christmas tree lot. Rate and review us on iTunes and subscribe on your favorite podcast app to get the newest episode when it posts. Come chat with us on social media: Twitter @himyfriendspod, FB & IG @howimetyourfriendspod. Email us your “Friend of the Day” at howimetyourfriendspod@gmail.com.
12 Des 20191h 17min

Season 3, Episode 8: AKA What They Should Have Said
After our awesome double FRIEND episode with Katie from TFGIF last week, we are psyched to be back comparing FRIENDS and HIMYM episodes! Thanksgiving already happened for us but not for the FRIENDS gang! Monica and Ross confront their competitive past; Chandler tries to get over Janice; and the whole gang plays touch football with lots of shenanigans. Lily and Marshall find out buying a home might be a bad idea; Barney uses a vacant apartment to seduce an unsuspecting woman; and we learn the meaning of Dowistrepla. Plus, a cameo by Janice (Maggie Wheeler)! Remember, you can listen a day early and find tons of bonus perks on our patreon page! www.patreon.com/howimetyourfriendspod Rate and review us on iTunes and subscribe on your favorite podcast app to get the newest episode when it posts. Come chat with us on social media: Twitter @himyfriendspod, FB & IG @howimetyourfriendspod. Email us your “Friend of the Day” at howimetyourfriendspod@gmail.com.
5 Des 20191h 1min

Season 3, Episode 7: DOUBLE FRIENDS w/ Katie from TFGIF!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! It's our first DOUBLE FRIENDS episode of the season PLUS a special guest--Katie from TFGIF: A 90s TV Podcast! Katie is a super FRIENDS fan and we are so excited she could join us for this episode AND some quick trivia. TOW The Race Car Bed: Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband but doesn't get what she wanted; Joey teaches an extension course on soap opera acting and tries to screw over a fellow actor; Ross must endure two meals with Rachel's dad. TOW The Giant Poking Device: Joey must decide if he should tell Chandler the truth about Janice; Rachel and Monica babysit Ben with consequences; Phoebe braves the dentist but thinks her curse has killed Ugly Naked Guy. Next week we're back on schedule with TOW The Football and Dowisetrpla. Rate and review us on iTunes and subscribe on your favorite podcast app to get the newest episode when it posts. Come chat with us on social media: Twitter @himyfriendspod, FB & IG @howimetyourfriendspod. Email us your “Friend of the Day” at howimetyourfriendspod@gmail.com.
28 Nov 20191h 29min

Season 3, Episode 6: Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect
Get ready for "I'm Not That Guy" and "The One With The Flashback"! Ted finds out a porn actor is using his name; Marshall is seduced by John Cho; and Robin confronts Lily about her shopping habit. Janice asks the gang if anyone has ever "bumped" uglies and we get a flashback to the year before Rachel showed up, which leads us to lots of questions. Pod Mom Joan finally watched a full episode of How I Met Your Mother. Can you guess her reaction? Next week is our first DOUBLE FRIENDS episode! Send us your FRIEND OF THE DAY from "The One With The Race Car Bed" and "The One With the Giant Poking Device"! Join us on Patreon for exclusive episodes and swag, including our November Movie Review: Fools Rush In! Rate and review us on iTunes and subscribe on your favorite podcast app to get the newest episode when it posts. Come chat with us on social media: Twitter @himyfriendspod, FB & IG @howimetyourfriendspod. Email us your “Friend of the Day” at howimetyourfriendspod@gmail.com.
21 Nov 20191h 8min





















