159: How To Slide In Her DMs with Sofia Franklyn
The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish. Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus episodes a month and 120 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to our sponsors this week: Athletic Greens (https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks) SKYN Condoms (https://www.SKYN.com) Diet Smoke (20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com)
2 Feb 202258min
158: NFTitty with Mia Malkova
The boys are joined by adult entertainer Mia Malkova and shit gets wild. They riff on whether or not pornstars like average dick, learn about Mia's mermaid fantasies, and hear about the time she kicked a guy as hard as she could in the balls to help him get hard. Oh also Mia gets Blau to RATE HER FEET. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on orders over $30 at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.
26 Jan 20221h 19min
Topped Off For a McChicken
The boys riff on becoming the CEOs of Hot Dog on a Stick, wonder if school uniforms actually stop bullying, and figure out the most viewed websites in the world. They also determine the loneliest meal and help a listener figure out how to please his girls very specific kink. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
24 Jan 202212min
157: Money B*tch Bezos
The boys riff on ordering lotion on postmates, doing ayahausca in your hometown, and how Jeff Bezos has been wildin' post-divorce. They also discover the world's largest vagina and hear from a listener that had a bad run-in with Facebook Live. Get 4 extra eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order (of $200 or more) with promo code SOCKS at https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get 2 months FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.ShipStation.com
19 Jan 20221h 3min
156: Drake's Hot Sauce Surprise
The boys take a deep dive on the rumor that Drake is putting hot sauce in his used condoms, riff on being too horny to use a CAPTCHA, and figure out why dads fucked with Big Dog Shirts so heavily. They also give some stand up comedy advice to a listener and invent QR codes for the cooter. Get 4 bonus eps a month and access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Take ownership of your health at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks
12 Jan 202255min
Holographic Strippers
The boys riff on getting breakfast n' head, being too short for doggy, and being glad the holidays are over. They also talk about Trev's birthday strip club experience and hear from a listener about an extremely specific p*rn subreddit. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
11 Jan 202210min
155: Reviewing Most Watched P-Hub Content of 2021
The guys riff on how Trev jerks it like a professional, teach Michael about hentai, and dive deep on Pornhub's 2021 Year in Review. They also discuss the Alpha Phi Piano Club, Home Depot nut buckets, and hear from a listener who is bangin' in a trailer. Support the pod, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and unlock access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.
5 Jan 20221h 11min
4D Print a Pocket P**sy
The boys riff on being single on New Years, Michael's fight with a flight attendant, and wonder whether baristas be cummin' in chestnut lattes. They also help a listener figure out what a cooter feels like and hear from Trevor's gf about ghosting Trev at a NYE party a few years ago.
3 Jan 202211min
