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This week on Betch Slapped, Sami and Jordana discuss The Golden Globes and how everyone on Vanderpump Rules is a cheating lunatic. They discuss vacation Instagrams and why they’re ruining our culture. They answer a question from a listener whose best friend and boyfriend are creating a ‘throuple’ that is getting out of hand. They play games involving Oprah, Reese Witherspoon, and Frances McDormand and discuss the various scenarios they’d prefer based on this year’s Golden Globes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

10 Jan 201840min

In the first episode of 2018, Sami and Aleen talk about being boughie on New Years, our thoughts on plastic surgery, Luanne DeLessep's arrest and about the cheating tendencies of the Vanderpump Rules cast. We answer reader questions about whether to tell a friend that her boyfriend is on a dating app, and whether it's good or bad to seek out an intense whirlwind romance. And some Bachelor / wedding related games, kbye. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Jan 201836min

This week Samantha and Jordana discuss the best and worst things that happened in 2017. They talk about the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere and Justin and Selena’s issues as a couple. They answer questions from a listener who wants to know the best places to meet guys and another one who wants to know if she can negotiate her bonus. They play Shoot Fuck Marry with Real Housewives and reality TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Des 201734min

Jordana and Aleen discuss the latest episode of Vanderpump rules and the impending episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. They answer questions from a listener whose boyfriend won’t come to bed with her and another one is scared her friends are angry with her for cancelling a trip. They play games involving airport travel and the amount of sunlight in a year and debate whether eating meat is ethical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

20 Des 201735min

Aleen and Sara (Betches Editor-in-Cheif) and guest Scheana Marie discuss all of Vanderpump Rules drama including the Jax and Brittany cheating scandal and tells us her unfiltered opinions of Stassi and Katie (!). We also answer a Dear Betch question about a girl who wants to know how to tell if she's a fuckgirl and the usual games but even better because they're Vanderpump edition Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

13 Des 201735min

Jordana and Samantha discuss the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules and reflect on this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Samantha explains what Bitcoin is. They answer questions from a reader who doesn’t know what to do about her boyfriend’s partying and another who can’t deal with a needy coworker. They play games involving celebrity Christmas parties, working at SUR, and sitting in middle seats on airplanes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Des 201740min

This week Jordana and Aleen discuss the Royal engagement. They answer questions from a listener who wants to find a new job after having a baby and another who’s upset that her sister doesn’t get along with her boyfriend. They play games involving British royalty vs ‘American Royalty’ and whether or not they’d sign an sexual non-disclosure form. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Nov 201734min

Jordana and Aleen discuss Thanksgiving and what they are grateful for. They also discuss their favorite childhood movies and their nerdy hobbies. They answer questions from a listener wondering if she should set her friend up with a friend’s ex and another who’s ex is literally stalking her. They play games regarding shaving their legs Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Nov 201740min