J Lo Files For Divorce, Everyone Wants To Be Demure, & Dakota Johnson Is Still Consciously Coupled With Chris Martin
@Betches22 Aug 2024

J Lo Files For Divorce, Everyone Wants To Be Demure, & Dakota Johnson Is Still Consciously Coupled With Chris Martin

This week, Sami is away at the Bravocon of politics (aka the DNC), so Aleen and Jordana are here to cover this week’s headlines. Aleen kicks things off with her recent online shopping headache, before they dive into celeb news. First up, J Lo has finally filed for divorce from Ben Affleck on the 2nd anniversary of their Georgia wedding, while Ben is in New Haven with the other Jen dropping their daughter off at Yale. Was This Is Me…Now their 2nd Gigli? And how could they not have a prenup? Next, is the “demure” trend over or are we just too old to participate? Either way, we’re happy for Jools Lebron’s viral hit. Speaking of successful women in media, Alex Cooper of Call Her Daddy fame inked a massive deal with SiriusXM. Just don’t call her the female Joe Rogan. And finally, despite rumors to the contrary and those of us (Jordana) who didn’t even know they were together to begin with, Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin are still very much engaged, if her massive emerald ring is any indication. We’re sending Fashion Bunker to the Caymans to sort out their customer service, and our very demure, very mindful, very cutesy Betch of the Week is Jools Lebron. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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#82 The Narcissists' Guide to Coachella

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#81 When's The Right Time to Ask Your Boyfriend About Marriage?

#81 When's The Right Time to Ask Your Boyfriend About Marriage?

Jordana and Aleen talk Real Housewives of New York. Jordana recently binge-watched all 10 seasons. After, they talk about Jersey Shore: Family Reunion. They talk about reality TV for awhile and then t...

10 Apr 201840min

#80 Don't Sleep With Anyone You Wouldn't Donate a Kidney To

#80 Don't Sleep With Anyone You Wouldn't Donate a Kidney To

After briefly discussing the weather, Sami and Jordana talk about Vanderpump Rules and offensive jokes (Vanderpump talk ends at 18:45). After, they move on to The Weeknd and how his new album referenc...

3 Apr 201840min

#79 Venmo: An App For Finding Your Cheap Friends

#79 Venmo: An App For Finding Your Cheap Friends

Sami and Aleen are in amazing moods and they start off discussing Aleen’s new dog, a golden doodle. Sami reassures Aleen that it’s difficult to fuck up a dog compared to a kid - as long as you don’t l...

27 Mar 201839min

#78 Suburbs and Bird Shit

#78 Suburbs and Bird Shit

After talking about Vanderpump Rules until 10:43, Jordana and Aleen move on to Evan Spiegel. Snapchat may or may not be on its way out, but they agree that girls have conquered it. They take a letter...

20 Mar 201839min

#77 Is It Okay to be Vulnerable on Instagram?

#77 Is It Okay to be Vulnerable on Instagram?

Jordana and Sami start off talking Vanderpump Rules. Did Scheana finally wake up to reality? Do Jax and Brittany really love each other? After, they move on to Instagram Stories. Jordana points out t...

13 Mar 201835min

#76 We're All Dead Inside

#76 We're All Dead Inside

Sami and Aleen are joined by Thoroughbreds writer/director Cory Finley and lead actress Anya Taylor-Joy. The film tells the story of two girls who are dark and funny, much like the Betches. Unlike th...

7 Mar 201828min

#75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends

#75 How to Know When to Drop Your Friends

Sami and Jordana briefly mention the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules and then move into a discussion about adult friendship. Sure, we all have friends as adults, but why was it so much easier when ...

27 Feb 201832min

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