PATREON TEASER: SUBS 03: Exodus
Lara and Carey are back with another trip down Old Testament lane, this time venturing into the dour and c*nty splendor of the Book of Exodus. First they discuss the LDS Church buying up farmland as C...
13 Nov 20245min
O.C.U.N.T.S - 12 Angry Jenns (RHOC S18E16)
Star of stage, screen, and radio waves John Arthur Hill fills in for Carey as the studio's inaugural guest host! John and Lara discuss furry stowaways on Spirit Airlines, the dark underbelly of dentis...
11 Nov 20241h 24min
Salty Utah Queens - Bringing a Machete to a Nerf Gun Fight (RHOSLC S5E8)
This week Lara records remotely while on Roman Holiday with special guest & travel companion, Michelle Collins. The two gals recap their ultimate Italian girls trip with tales of handbag returns, Mart...
8 Nov 20241h 2min
PATREON TEASER: SUBS 02 - Genesis (Part 2)
Lara and Carey go back to the start, with part 2 of Genesis. They discuss Jacob's golden child Joseph (of dreamcoat fame): sold into Egyptian slavery by his jealous brothers and mourned by his cabaret...
6 Nov 20245min
O.C.U.N.T.S - The Divided Kingdom (RHOC S18E15)
Lara & Carey check back in on the Orca's Cold War against humanity, as SeaWorld San Antonio suffers a devastating blow from a poop-wielding whale. They also discuss a certain nepo baby’s directorial d...
4 Nov 20241h 8min
Salty Utah Queens - Poop D'État (RHOSLC S5E7)
Lara and Carey record remotely as Lara spends her Halloween in Rome. They talk the Colosseum, the upcoming Vatican Jubilee (whatever that means), and Europe's ambivalence towards All Hallow's Eve. The...
1 Nov 20241h 6min
PATREON TEASER: SUBS 01 - Genesis (Part 1)
Lara and Carey head back to the beginning... of time! Introducing Sexy Unique Bible Study. Starting with Book of Genesis (PART I), G*d gets off his ass and works hard over the course of six days, whic...
30 Okt 20248min
O.C.U.N.T.S - It's A Stormy Beador Day In Londontown (RHOC S18E14)
Lara and Carey kick off Halloweek by breaking down two areas of the Haunted Hayride of Life: the unstoppable entrance into old hag era and keto-salami constipation. They also talk communicating via dr...
28 Okt 20241h 8min
