PATREON TEASER: The Children Were Screaming!

Lara and Carey discuss Lara's brush with lettuce-wrought food poisoning over the weekend, Brittany and Jax's bone chilling appearance at the White House Correspondents Dinner and what it means for our...

30 Apr 20244min

Carey and Lara discuss Taylor's polarizing new behemoth album and its surprising muse, the military's so-called "gay bomb" they tried to pull off in the 90s, Katy Perry's new gift from Elon Musk, and ...

26 Apr 20241h 6min

Lara and Carey discuss Stassi's upcoming book/manifesto, and ponder if one can't in fact have it all. They also talk a TENTATIVE opening for Something About Her, and their potential debut at the long ...

25 Apr 20241h 28min

Lara and Carey celebrate Earth Day by discussing the possible extinction of mayo by the year 2043, food tasting worse in general, a tourist's death dive into an active volcano, VPR Jo's unhinged (and ...

23 Apr 20244min

Lara and Carey discuss the new MotherGod-centric YouTube channel run by one of her most dedicated disciples, Love Has Won cult's continued tradition of iconically bad social media engagement, the cult...

19 Apr 202459min

Lara and Carey are back for more VPR, but first, they discuss an escaped elephant in Montana, a genuinely gorgeous makeshift home perched above an LA freeway, the understandable reason Gypsy Rose Blan...

18 Apr 20241h 29min

Lara and Carey get right into discussing their divided opinion of The First Omen, nuns serving c*nt, a man using ChatGPT to find the woman of his dreams on Tinder, Teresa Giudice and Luis's appearance...

16 Apr 20245min

Lara and Carey discuss Rogue Leviss and Jo joining forces, Nancy Grace's Diddy takedown, a blood-drained body found in an abandoned Italian church, and the unsettling story of a Dutch twenty-something...

13 Apr 20241h 19min