PATREON TEASER: The Secret World of Madame Web
Lara and Carey spend President's Day behind the Paywall discussing the already-American classic Madame Web: Dakota Johnson's 2023 bangs in a 2003 world, jarring ADR dubbing, Sydney Sweeney's "nerd" ac...
20 Feb 20245min
Pumpheads Ep. 35 - The Sober-Curious Case of Scheana Marie Shay (Vanderpump Rules S11E3)
Lara and Carey record a Valentine’s Day recap of the latest VPR, but first discuss the already camp-legend Madame Web & Dakota Johnson’s confounding but essential place in culture, the performance art...
15 Feb 20241h 24min
PATREON TEASER: Spew Litres of Blood for Your Supper + The Traitors S2E7
Lara and Carey are back from one helluva weekend to talk Lara's triumphant turn at Werewolves and Villagers, Carey's brush with For the Love of DILFS, the Super Bowl that gagged a nation, the blood-sp...
14 Feb 20244min
Pumpheads Ep. 34 - The War of the Rogueses (Vanderpump Rules S11E2)
Lara and Carey discuss the LA rain finally ceasing, the already herstoric pap photo of Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes walking the prison yard together, Drake's big ol' Canadian hog, Taylor Swift terror...
8 Feb 20241h 40min
PATREON TEASER: One Nation Under Argylle
Lara and Carey lament LA’s continued horror-rain era and Larz’s potential new chapter in Water Leak Gate. They discuss Taylor Swift’s relentless pursuit of power and her supposed “snub” of Celine Dion...
6 Feb 20244min
Pumpheads Ep. 33 - The Fog of Scandoval (Vanderpump Rules S11E1)
Lara and Carey make a new reservation at SUR: Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules has finally premiered! But first they discuss Lisa Barlow’s new bangs, Sandoval and Schwartz’s chilling appearance on Nick V...
1 Feb 20241h 37min
PATREON TEASER: Straight Guys In the Wild + The Traitors S2E5
Lara and Carey take things behind the paywall to discuss Nancy Pelosi and other boomer politicians on the Left and Right sundowning in broad daylight. They break down the latest updates in the terrify...
30 Jan 20245min
Salty Utah Queens Ep. 76 - The Bitter Tears of Reality Von Tease (RHOSLC S4E19)
Lara and Carey discuss Hillary Clinton weighing in on the Barbie Oscars "controversy," coming out as Nyad Heads, Dr. Kim's nightmare facelifts sweeping TikTok, the freak rogue wave that hit a military...
25 Jan 20241h 32min
