PATREON TEASER: The Montoya Industrial Complex
Lara and Carey discuss the Eagles clinching the Super Bowl, Carey's pride for Philadelphia, Lara's choice to not engage, Kendrick's peak-petty Halftime Show, Drake's bitter tears, and Taylor Swift's p...
15 Feb 20255min
The Purgatory Tapes 01 - The Female Right to Kill
Carey and Lara head BEYOND the paywall for a special free bonus episode. Lara gives a Rome jubilee update and chats about her journey with The Telepathy Tapes podcast, traveling to extra-dimensional p...
14 Feb 20251h 13min
Salty Utah Queens - Burn It, Man (RHOSLC S5E19)
Lara and Carey return for the finale of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they discuss the loathsome op-ed in The Hollywood Reporter about Chappell Roan's Grammys speech, resorting to vomit an...
7 Feb 20251h 26min
PATREON TEASER: The Bridges of Dog Attack County
Lara and Carey return to a post-Emilia Perez America, where they discuss their thoughts after viewing the polarizing Oscar favorite; they also talk Karla Sofía Gascón's meteoric cancellation after a s...
5 Feb 20255min
Salty Utah Queens - Time Is A Flat Circle Jerk (RHOSLC S5E18)
Lara and Carey trudge ahead in the final days of this most curse-d January, getting rill about their concurrent depression journeys and weighing the pros and cons about deep space cryo-sleep. They als...
31 Jan 20251h 14min
PATREON TEASER: What Goes Up, Must Pew-Pew
Lara and Carey offer up a smorgasbord of bonus episode topics, including the cozy healing of LA's weekend rainstorm, Lara's brush with Argentinian horror with "When Evil Lurks," Carey recent awakening...
29 Jan 20255min
Salty Utah Queens - Wild Rose and the Revenge of the Sacred Cross (RHOSLC S5E17)
Lara and Carey are back for the part 1 of the RHOSLC season five reunion, but first they've got some ground to cover including a special guest in the studio, the 2025 Oscar nominations --surprises and...
24 Jan 20251h 2min
PATREON TEASER: The Nepo Urge to Poverty LARP
Lara and Carey are back behind the paywall/computer screen, as Lara is quarantined with Influenza-A. She breaks down her odyssey to get a Tamiflu prescription, and the further collapse of the American...
22 Jan 20255min
