Season 4 Episode 7 Superior Universal Alignment

Season 4 Episode 7 Superior Universal Alignment

The Amazonian town of Altamira received a sudden increase of reports of missing children. Not having clear clues about the disappearances, the authorities couldn’t do anything about it. The reports rose to 19 missing children from 8 to 13 years old, with no trace or a clue to find them. By that time the bodies of five children were found dead with signs of torture and castration. It was determined that these murders were connected to the medical guild because the castrations seemed to be made by a medical expert. The plot thickens...

The Good:

  • No goats were harmed in this cult
  • Website

The Bad:

  • Website
  • Castration
  • Child Murders
  • All children are a negative energy especially those boarn in 1981 and after
  • Abandonment of children
  • Violated Rule #1 - (Date given for the end of the world)

The Culty (is there anything in this cult worth incorporating into our own?):

  • The Nice Cult takes on Alien Obduction Insurance
  • The Nice Cult adds a wallet card with information on what you do or do not consent to when abducted (like a donner card)

Sources:

Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altamira_child_emasculations

Culturalcolectiva: https://culturacolectiva.com/history/superior-universal-alignment-ufo-cult-murders/

Cult Education: https://www.culteducation.com/group/1169-superior-universal-alignment.html

The Cult Site: https://en.lineamiento.com.ar

The Nice Cult: https://thenicecult.com

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