043 - That 'Sex' Episode (First Kiss, Losing Virginity, Weirdest Place...)

From being a shy, short kid, to growing into a towering 6'5" man with a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Tom Aspinall has worked his way up to become the current Interim UFC Heavyweight Champion! Tom delves into what exactly is going on with him and Jon Jones, and shares what he thinks of Curtis Blaydes, Usyk, and the Furys. He reveals the terrifying moment he had to own up to a huge mistake that led him to beg for money from John Fury!  Tom gives his opinion on influencer boxing, and whether he’d step into the ring one day. There’s a shocking revelation in store for Jaack about his own weight loss journey, and it’s the Battle Of The Shit Tattoos between Tom and Jaack as the boys show off their best (and worst) pieces.  Tom also speaks openly about his experience having a child with autism, and the celebrity that helped to get his son a diagnosis. Plus the reason he’s taken himself off social media, his unlikely celebrity fan, and when he plans to retire.  Tom Aspinall defends his title on July 27, as he takes on Curtis Blaydes at UFC® 304: EDWARDS vs. MUHAMMAD 2. Tickets go on sale from 10:00 a.m. BST on Friday, June 7, via Ticketmaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

27 Jun 20241h 14min

Just when you thought we’d left urban legends in a dusty corner of the Happy Hour episode locker… they’re BACK and this time Stevie is treating us (or torturing us) with urban legends from Great Britain! If only the stories were as great as the location… We’re delving into the stories of Spring-heeled Jack, The Phantom Ferryman of Pier 13, The Devil’s Footprints, and The Ghost Of Bluebell Hill. There’s a twist, as Stevie reveals that one of the stories in this episode was AI generated - can you guess which one? Plus, we heard your cries, we read your comments, and we have FINALLY given you the infamous Sin Pig story! So without further ado, sit back and enjoy Little Boy’s Brexit Legends (this will make sense if you listen to this episode…) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Jun 20241h 16min

Jaack is hungover so Stevie planned an entire surprise episode for us... so we did the right thing by binning that off and having an All Caught Up instead. Mega Robbie is giving us a mega arse update and reveals he finally has an arse diagnosis! Tune in to find out what's been happening with his flawless anus (how the f do we still have a Spotify contract...) Stevie “Karen” White is back in full force, and this time he's taking out his midlife crisis anger on a young van driver, and a milk delivery company. Jaack also went Karen mode in a restaurant over a robot waitress, and had an argument with his elderly doctor. Jaack gives us far too much info about his first experience trying Viagra, and what happened when he got caught smuggling his boner pills into Paris. Speaking of drugs, we're also debating whether we should invite a heroin addict on the pod? There's also a Gary Barlow ticket scam, Barcelona with Bambino Becky, and why Jaack wasn't allowed into the stadium at the FA Cup final... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

20 Jun 20241h 8min

Happy Hour is BACK! And in this Euro special, the boys are joined by football content kings James Allcott and Ellis Platten! The boys discuss the best goal they've ever seen live, all the way through to the second greatest sport. Is it tennis? Is it darts? It's definitely not rugby. Ellis and James, along with football idiots Jaack and Stevie, predict every match from England's group games, including a surprise result against Denmark. James explains why he thinks Ronaldo will be having the tournament of his life, and Ellis tries to justify why football is truly coming home. The boys also go head-to-head in a Euro themed quiz written by quiz-master himself JaackMaate. Which nation has made the most finals? Alongside Harry Kane, which England player has the most Euro caps? Who scored the most goals? It's all to play for in this tense Happy Hour Euros quiz! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Jun 20241h 23min

It’s been exactly 100 episodes since Jaack and Stevie did their last Q&A, so it’s time to carry on the annual tradition with another one! Welcome to 2024’s Ask-tonbury (working title) AKA Christmas Steve (also working title). The boys are answering burning Q’s such as which guests have turned down an invite for a second appearance, what’s the worst thing that has been cut or bleeped, and which eps were nearly binned off.  The boys reveal how they dealt with a guest who brought along a mega demanding PR team, and both share their opinion on the new studio now they’ve had the chance to properly settle in. They’re also posing a very important question to special guest Bambino Becky.  Check out the previous Jaack and Stevie specials - eps #096, #277, and #377! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Mai 20241h 20min

It’s the long awaited return of Robbie’s creepy library and he’s brought plenty of tales with huge plot twists! With significantly less child murder than our previous creepy library episode, this one features an unassuming shy kid at school hiding a deadly secret, a father seeking revenge for his son’s untimely death, and drawings that turned out to be a lot more sinister than what first meets the eye…. Check out episodes #228 and #372 for more creepy library stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

27 Mai 20241h 15min

Many moons ago (episode #126 to be exact), Jack, Stevie and Robbie discussed how they’d each spend a week on their dream holiday! Four years later, we’re finally getting Alfie to share his.  Meditating with monks, cutting shapes at carnivals, getting frisky with footballers - Alfie is jet setting around the globe for his ideal getaway.  From fruit and fornication, to hostels and hangovers, Alfie somehow manages to make Stevie’s famously bleak dream holiday look thrilling…  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Mai 20241h 15min

Is a Twix a biscuit or a chocolate bar? Do Mini Cheddars count as crisps? Are you a male gimp or a female gimp? As well as these groundbreaking debates that will make no sense unless you’ve listened to this episode, we’re looking at the world’s craziest coincidences!  How did a lost precious piece of jewellery turn up 13 years later in the most unexpected place? Which rare and terrifying event happened TWICE to the same unfortunate street sweeper? What ironic injury did a Hollywood actor sustain on a film set? How did a murder attempt claim its victim 20 years after the initial effort?  Plus more CELEBRITY coincidences featuring Ant and Dec, Bill Murray, and Anthony Hopkins!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Mai 20241h 23min