304 - KURUPT FM - Allan "Seapa" Mustafa & Hugo Chegwin Discuss "People Just Do Nothing"!

Making his podcast debut, Jaack and Stevie's weird mate Jake is joining us in the Happy Hour studio! He's sharing how he’s met so many celebrities (including Jaack), and why he was turned away from the BAFTAs! We’re also delving into his insane eating habits that should quite frankly be illegal, and we’re FORCING him to try a brand new food live on the podcast! Jaack shares stories from his trip working in Australia with the West Ham team, including how he narrowly avoided catching chlamydia, and the footballer he slept with…  And Stevie talks about his 30th birthday antics, how he was deeply offended by a child at the theatre, and why his mum is nominated for a Silly Billy Award!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

27 Jul 20231h 16min

In today's episode, we're covering tier lists but not as you know it! We're debating our top 10 bands, movies and celebrities, but here’s the catch… once an item has been given a number in the tier list, it CANNOT be changed! Because our decision is final, this leads on to some very controversial placements! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Jul 20231h 36min

Things happen in life. Coincidences happen. Normal things happen. Yet people on Twitter still love to scream "DID NOT HAPPEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS" on nearly every mundane tweet. So today we're looking at obscure "DHOTY" stories that we've found online, and debating whether they did or did not happen. Did a celebrity steal someone's lunch? Is the new neighbour hiding a big secret? Did a miracle happen to a deceased pet? Did this lottery misfortune really happen? Plus, how Jaack majorly embarrassed himself in front of an attractive woman, why Stevie upstaged some buskers, and Alfie explains his genuine near death experience! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

20 Jul 20231h 28min

Despite oversharing nearly every detail of his life online, there is still a lot to learn about Jaack! In the final of our "Get To Know" mini series, we're asking 25 burning questions to delve into the strange mind of JaackMaate. We’re taking a look through his cringey 2012 Facebook posts, the boys are shaming him for his first kiss technique, and in true old school JaackMaate style, he’s going on a rant about his most hated person on the entire planet…  Jaack is sharing stories from his time at a house party abroad with a certain footballer and, unfortunately for your ears, is trying his hand at rapping. We’re also learning some fascinating facts about death row meals, there’s a revelation about his Harry Potter house, and he gives the BEST answer for underrated human (but please don’t get mad at who he thinks is really overrated!)  PLUS Stevie and Alfie are genuinely horrified at what they find on Jaack’s phone... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Jul 20231h 48min

Stevie is dusting off his urban legends book and gathering us round the campfire to read us more spooky tales from Japan! Jaack and Alfie are reacting to a doomed mountain tunnel associated with real life deaths, an attractive spirit that lures in unsuspecting men, and a hungry wife hiding a huge secret from her husband... Plus Tomino's Hell - a poem said to curse the person reading it aloud (you didn't think that one through did you Stevie...), and a story about a demon who snatches body parts that is so badly translated, it's got us in stitches! If you enjoyed this, check out ep #346 for more Japanese urban legends, including Shirime who has an eye for a butthole, and the Japanese versions of Bloody Mary and Annabelle! (00:00:00-00:09:33) Introduction (00:09:33-00:26:55) Tomino’s Hell (00:26:55-00:45:44) Howling Inunaki Tunnel (00:45:44-00:59:30) Kuchisake-onna (00:59:30-01:05:37) Futakuchi-onna (01:05:37-01:27:55) Itsuwari No Monogatari  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

13 Jul 20231h 31min

Robbie Knox is being grilled by the boys for the third instalment of our "Get To Know" mini series where we're asking 25 burning questions to each of the FourSkins members! Robbie shares his bizarre interaction with a Gallagher brother at an art exhibition, the weird thing he likes to do on trains, and the huge mistake people make when answering "which 3 celebrities would you invite to a dinner party?"! Robbie treats us to a wonderful performance of Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" as we try to figure out if Jaack is tone-deaf. Alfie is fuming at Robbie’s death row meal choices, an innocent Harry Potter chat somehow turns raunchy, and there's a debate so divisive that Robbie gets his wife involved! Plus, the boys help to plan a JaackMaate YouTube comeback! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Jul 20231h 29min

We're reacting to even MORE audience-submitted tour confessions (this time largely sex based) and deciding whether or not to grant forgiveness! There's bed wetting, sex quizzes, wanking, friends with benefits, and questionable condom disposal methods... Jaack is offering bedroom advice despite not being able to contain his urges towards his own mattress, but surprisingly isn't the only person out there to make love to a piece of bedroom furniture! Stevie had an unwanted raunchy surprise in his hotel room, and Robbie is debating which biscuit would be best to use for a game of "Soggy Biscuit". If you enjoyed this episode, check out #366 where we reacted to more tour confessions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

6 Jul 20231h 4min

Stevie White is the special guest for the second instalment of our "Get To Know" mini series where we're asking 25 burning questions to each of the FourSkins members! He's telling us all about the mental things he's been wasting his money on, why his girlfriend calls him a Karen, and how he managed to mess up his first proper kiss! As well as his raging sex addiction, Stevie opens up about another addiction that affected his sleep. Plus, he reveals which TV show he applied for that Jaack NEVER knew about! There's an unusually high amount of roleplaying in this episode, and plenty of singing. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3 Jul 20231h 21min