Get Cynical Mini-Season Episode 5: Crash Course

Thank god we got this one in before they banned TikTok forever. Not sure what we would have done without it! Join comedy experts Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they partake in an epic debate between the two most annoying cultural affectations in the nation, and finally decide which is the best. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, Celeste, Themandme, Jacob Sauber-Cavasos, Yung Zoe, L M, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Axon, Lawrence LaValle, Luke Eakin, Declineofskating, MakingSomeCrap, Sam Thomas, Matthew Ferrie, Tommy, Dane Stephen, Adam W, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Rebecca Kimpel, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Dean, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones!

21 Jan 202552min

bring back jason! we want jason!! also RIP to a real one i suppose Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

21 Jan 20253min

That's right: if you've ever asked to be on the show, you just missed your chance. Join professional yappers Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they answer their fans most burning questions about eunuchs, carnivore diets, and coyote murder. Special thanks to: kuntsuragi, hellgirlwalking, newmansown, styledape, william, kilo3768, rebecca, dr_crayons, jenny, and beandlunt for calling in! Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, Celeste, Themandme, Jacob Sauber-Cavasos, Yung Zoe, L M, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Axon, Lawrence LaValle, Luke Eakin, Declineofskating, MakingSomeCrap, Sam Thomas, Matthew Ferrie, Tommy, Dane Stephen, Adam W, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Rebecca Kimpel, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Dean, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones!

14 Jan 20251h 4min

In galaxies beyond our reckoning, one starship is struck with a terrible affliction. Now, two unlikely heroes must save their themselves, their crew, and perhaps everything they've ever known. Get refreshed on the second episode before continuing the epic saga, only on the TGOFV Patreon. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

14 Jan 20251min

We all know what "sex pollen" is, don't pretend that you're above sex pollen just to impress your fanfiction-hating friends. It's not cringe. Join fanfiction mavens Spencer, Ty, Andy as they rank fanfiction tropes from gross, to impractical, to just plain silly. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, Celeste, Themandme, Jacob Sauber-Cavasos, Yung Zoe, L M, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Axon, Lawrence LaValle, Luke Eakin, Declineofskating, MakingSomeCrap, Sam Thomas, Matthew Ferrie, Tommy, Dane Stephen, Adam W, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Rebecca Kimpel, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Dean, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones!

7 Jan 202552min

oooo you got us acting serious on this one Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 or $10 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

7 Jan 20253min

That’s right, Christmas Fans! Today, TGOFV sells out to the rising tide of conservatism to bring you a feature film one yea in the making: The War for Christmas! Join Jeff Hahn, Joyce Jansen, Les Bootley, and Santa as they stop a mysterious force from turning Christmas into just another bogus December day. Starring: Andy as Jeff Hahn / Brother Samir Spencer as Les Bootley / Brother Eldridge Hesse Deni as Joyce Jansen Cole Nixon as Vergil Gerbins Mike Recine as The Christmas Grouch Charles Austin as Santa Claus Charlie Moe as Jingles / Blitzen Griffin Benjamin as Employee #1 AND Ty Wood as Narrator

25 Des 202453min

Santa, baby. Can we talk about how this whole list scenario is going to work this year? Join Certified Christmas Creeps Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they debate that most ancient of holiday conundrums: is it better to be naughty or nice? Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Josh O'Brien,Tash Diehart, Rach, Phraja, Abbie Phelps, Celeste, Themandme, Jacob Sauber-Cavasos, Yung Zoe, L M, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Axon, Lawrence LaValle, Luke Eakin, Declineofskating, MakingSomeCrap, Sam Thomas, Matthew Ferrie, Tommy, Dane Stephen, Adam W, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Rebecca Kimpel, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Dean, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones!

17 Des 202453min