Stabbed Inside "Big Mac": CERT & Execution Guard Tells All

"There is no feeling in the world like hunting a man."

In this episode of the I Don't Drink Coffee Podcast, we go behind the walls of Oklahoma State Penitentiary—better known as "Big Mac"—with Logan Johnson. A retired corrections officer, CERT member, and Execution Guard, Logan takes us on a visceral journey from his rookie days to the most dangerous cell blocks in the state.

Logan holds nothing back. He details the harrowing moment he was stabbed during a cell extraction, the surreal experience of talking college football with an inmate hours before his execution, and the chaos of the Prison Rodeo.

Beyond the war stories, this is a raw look at the mental toll of the job, the "machines of wrongness" he faced daily, and the reality of life behind the badge in maximum security.

📺 CHAPTERS & TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Intro: From the Oilfield to the Prison 01:20 - The Lost Wallet & The Kidnapper: A Crazy True Story 06:00 - Walking Through the Gates of "Big Mac" (OSP) 17:37 - The "Bean Hole Buffer" Prank on Rookies 28:20 - Joining the CERT Team (Corrections Emergency Response Team) 46:00 - THE ATTACK: Logan Gets Stabbed During a Cell Entry 59:00 - The Aftermath: "I think he got me." 01:20:00 - The Mental Toll: PTSD in Corrections 01:31:00 - The Prison Rodeo: Convict Poker & Chaos 01:41:00 - Transporting High-Risk Inmates 01:57:00 - The Reality of Interstate Compact Inmates 02:24:30 - "There is no feeling like hunting a man." 02:31:00 - DEATH ROW: The Final Day Procedures 02:31:30 - Talking OU Football with an Inmate on Execution Day 02:40:00 - "Machines of Wrongness": The Darkest Minds 03:16:44 - The "Vampire": The Inmate with Filed Teeth 03:25:30 - "The Roof is Gone!" (Storm Floods the Prison) 03:30:00 - Life After the Badge

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