S1 Ep5: S1E5 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: Chapters 16 and 17

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we ______ all over Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: The Movie! We have our regular movie guest, the _______ piece of _________, Daniel Nunan! And as per usual, Tom has _________ all over the mother_________ carpet and it's gotten all sticky. Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

5 Feb 202043min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we reach the end of Harry Potter and His Hot Cups! We sit down in Moody's office as he has a little Allegiance Reveal Party, discover how Harry and Ginny use Polyjuice Potion to spice up their love life, and try to work out the best way to bury a family in the back garden Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

29 Jan 20201h 14min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we observe how Voldemort punishes cheeky Death Eaters, learn which bodily fluid is a good adhesive, and feel our bosoms swell as Harry and Cedric's hearts... go onnnnn Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

22 Jan 202057min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we get closer to the milky, white climax of Harry Potter and the Hot Cups! Harry comes face to face with the largest sphincter in recorded history, Cedric gets excited about Hermione's new book, and Voldemort shows us that he truly does believe in life after love... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

15 Jan 202055min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this filthy episode, we take some more swigs from the Goblet of Fire! Crouch is unabashed when it comes to elvish murder, Hermione continues her recruitment crusade, and Hagrid starts his own YouTube channel! Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

8 Jan 20201h 12min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we have a brief glimpse into the origin story of Tom and Giften, learn about the bodies under patio (HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY!), and look on in horror as Krum 'frenzies' Hermione Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

1 Jan 20201h 12min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we wish you a merry christmassssssssssss! We continue our journey through Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, add some festive frolock to your fun and frilly feasting, and talk about only one chapter: The Yule Ball! Which takes place on.....CHRISTMAS DAY! The boys all have a game of Snow Ball (not safe to play at home), Hermione tells us exactly what her and Krum have in common, and Fleur needs some yoghurt: stat! Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

25 Des 20191h 7min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we try to keep it together as the wheels come off. Moody mourns the loss of his Victorian dry-wife, Winky guards Mr Crouch's winky with her life, and Hermione continues her hateful crusade Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

18 Des 201958min