DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES - BANNERS, BIN/KEEP, ALPHABET F##K!

John Parslow is the opposition for Carl, in our trivia penalty shoot out Watford nonsense and both are playing down their chances but it is another participant that gives a performance that only Trevo...

13 Apr 202213min

King of Scotland Robert the Bruce, it is said, once sought inspiration from a spiders continued attempts to build it's web – Carl’s own spidery tale is less poetic and see’s him mainly gurgling unnece...

11 Apr 202213min

So the trapdoor to the Championship is opening before us after a 3-0 home defeat at the hands of Leeds United and as if that wasn't enough to talk about the club release details of a newly formed comm...

10 Apr 20221h 25min

Carl is trailing and needs to pull a rabbit out of a hat. This may be problematic as Carl appears to have neither a hat or a rabbit! Carl takes on possibly his hardest opponent to date and we find out...

8 Apr 202210min

Strong Language warning: This is the raw and unedited recording of the Twitter Spaces reaction to the match against Liverpool on 2nd April 2022 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/a...

4 Apr 202250min

The World v Carl - Round 9 (Alex King) - NSFW https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Warning - strong language throughout! Will Carl add another win to his tally as he takes on Alex King in the next r...

4 Apr 202214min

The World v Carl - Round 8 (Rich Stevens) - NSFW https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Warning - strong language throughout! How will Carl do when he takes on Rich Stevens from the Inside The Orange ...

2 Apr 202214min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - S2 Ep35 - LIVERPOOL PREVIEW, WRONG IN 60 SECONDS, BOOTS AND MORE! (NSFW) https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Carl , Justin and Peter look ahead to the Liverpool match, pl...

31 Mar 202241min