DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES - BANNERS, BIN/KEEP, ALPHABET F##K!

DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES - BANNERS, BIN/KEEP, ALPHABET F##K!

We chat with Chris who bought in the "Cowards" banner about having fun with the stewards and fire certificates!!! Really great work Chris!!! Justin decides that Carl and Pete should play a quick fire round but they are having none of it and start bickering We look at the DNSYE End of Season Alphabet Nonsense F- K. Finally in a brief moment of sincerity we remember the late great Eddie Plumley who played a massive and understated role at our club in happier times. RIP. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - KORTNEY HAUSE PUNTERS QUESTIONS SPECIAL

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - KORTNEY HAUSE PUNTERS QUESTIONS SPECIAL

Recorded before news of the Queens passing, we hope that this interview with Kortney Hause will make you smile. We tried to get in as many "Punters Questions" as we could and found Kortney to be a very nice, articulate and interesting guy. Clearly thrilled to be at Watford with the prospect of playing regularly we hear how he got started in the game, how his football career has been up and down geographically, he tells us his thoughts on fellow Villa loanee Keinan Davis and we find out about his music interests and who controls the music in the training ground dressing room! COYH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

10 Sep 202221min

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - START OF TERM REPORT SPECIAL

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - START OF TERM REPORT SPECIAL

So, 8 games in and what do we all think. The window is shut but was it a good window or a bad window, what else would people have liked, how has Rob Edwards done and why has Carlos fallen head over heels in love with Vakoun Bayo? These are just some of Pete's questions that mainly ignored by a panel of Carl, Justin, Ian Bacon, Neal Silverstein, Alex King and Jason Rose. What would your grade be for Rob Edwards so far and what comments would you write in his report card? COYH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

8 Sep 202256min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO  ROTHERHAM UNITED 1 - 1 WATFORD (NSFW)

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO ROTHERHAM UNITED 1 - 1 WATFORD (NSFW)

All fan reaction from the the away draw at Rotherham. We learn the reason they play at the New York Stadium, Neal wins a bet by backing Bournemouth, Ellie is back on asking why her 11 year old nephew isn't in the 1st team as he is "better than Kabasele, we run a poll as to who should make up our back three (Ellie's nephew was excluded due to child labour laws). In addition Ron admits he may have made a mistake, we have calls from Dubai and Mexico City, Justin tries to get a job on radio and we talk about the football and the loanees from Villa looking like a positive COYH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3 Sep 20221h 5min

The Opposition View - Rotherham United

The Opposition View - Rotherham United

Ahead of our trip to South Yorkshire we talk to Matt from New York Talk Podcast about all things Rotherham (and occasionally he gets a word in). We find out how they are doing after their promotion last season and what its like to have the same manager for six years!!!! Yes that's right Years!!! We find out why Rotherham fans consume 45% more pies than other fans and also discover the collective noun for right wing backs! But most importantly we find out who really is their main rivals out of all the clubs in Yorkshire! Plus Pete wobbles on about Question of Sport for no good reason! Finally we play Celebrity Fan Top Trumps and Rotherham have a fine hand to play! COYH!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Sep 202226min

TWITTER SPACE - REACTION AS THE WINDOW "SLAMS" SHUT!

TWITTER SPACE - REACTION AS THE WINDOW "SLAMS" SHUT!

The window closes and we fail to sign a right wing back - the position that has been apparent since we bought in ROb Edwards and missed out on Kane Wilson, Ethan Laird and a host of other seemingly available affordable home grown players. But - and as always with Pete - it's a BIG butt! We keep Sarr and Joao Pedro, we have Kamara, we have Hause and Choudhury and Davis (if he is ever fit) and Louza is coming back and we are in the Championship - so maybe anything is possible. So, as always with Watford, its not perfect but it's always perfectly Watford and for now that will have to do. COYH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Sep 202258min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 2 - 1 MIDDLESBROUGH

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 2 - 1 MIDDLESBROUGH

So the centenary of the first game at the Vic. Fireworks, former players but a false start. JP had an exceptional game and one hopes that it was not for the scouts as we are 48 hours from the close of the transfer window. So a goal in the last minute to win is a tonic, just what the doctor ordered after QPR on Saturday, but whilst happy we acknowledge that there is still a certain element of "papering over the cracks" with the last minute winner and we discuss the good, the bad and the Bayo! COYH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Aug 20221h 8min

The Opposition View - Middlesboro not here!!

The Opposition View - Middlesboro not here!!

Once again we fail to come up with a opposition representative but instead we study the potted unofficial history of Middlesbrough Football Club and make our predictions anyway. We talk a bit about the QPR game, the transfer window, great games vs Boro, the gaps in midfield and defence, Justin has flashbacks of last season, taekwondo, lager vs real ale and we learn more about stillage than is really helpful. COYH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

29 Aug 202239min

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 2-3 QPR (NSFW)

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 2-3 QPR (NSFW)

Are QPR a local rival, for some there is clearly a lot of animosity it seems. So, after going behind three times in a game when defending seemed preferred but by no means essential the Hornets finally succumbed to their first league defeat of the season. It has been a hard week for Rob Edwards and you hope with the 100 years of the Vic game v Boro and the transfer window closing he has a better one this week!! In the meantime we talk about the land of Uncle Ron and whether you need to be sleep deprived to visit and how many Calypo's could you buy with the £16m fee for the sale of Kamara and whether playing in a back 3 or 4 is good when he goes forward a lot!. COYH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

28 Aug 20221h 8min

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