#140: Pigeon & Chicken
United return from Australia following some Pablo magic, to a surprise friendly! The god rod is offshore, but will it soon be swimming in lager? It's all quiet on the transfer front, but things are ok...
24 Jul 201958min
#139: South Seas
The friendlies are underway and the Peacocks are flying to Australia. Alioski was sensibly left behind, because who'd want to be sat in the chair in front of him on a 22 hour journey? Meanwhile, we di...
17 Jul 201958min
#138: Honeymoon
We've had Costa delivered but Pontus will be looking for his honey, honey with the Bees. We have a kit - but is it any good? - and finally we have some games! Sadly, we can't indulge in the romance of...
10 Jul 201951min
#137: Jack Quark
The 2019-2020 season is officially underway and the first signings have arrived. We've got a pair of Jacks - who look very familiar - as we await the arrival of more, including a large Costa. Hosted o...
3 Jul 201953min
#136: Monobrow
Still no signings at Elland Road, but we've got a social media follow and that's what we're clinging onto for now, especially as it looks like Jack Clarke is off. There's more Irish trouble for Pat, b...
25 Jun 201947min
#135: Angle Grinder
In the absence of pretty much anything football-related to talk about, we're left with idle transfer gossip, shambolic accents and red hot supermarket chat. The centenary badge has gone up on the shop...
18 Jun 201947min
#134: Iberian Pie Shop
The close season continues but Leeds United does not sleep. We're being linked with all the wingers and the thought of so many wide men provokes some interesting tactical thoughts. Speaking of wide me...
11 Jun 201946min
#133: In A Dress
Rumours of Qatari investment bring uncertainty, but we know that Bielsa is staying for another season and another year of beauty awaits - and lots of running. Meanwhile, the EFL wants to suck the rema...
4 Jun 201956min
