“You didn’t come out your mum’s pum pum with an NI number”

“You didn’t come out your mum’s pum pum with an NI number”

Recorded the morning after their sell out show at Clapham Grand, Candice and Sarel are straight back into the closet with some confessions on annoying IG comments and parents who let their kids run wild.


Candice encourages us all to read the caption before leaving a comment, Sarel reveals the crazy lack of parenting she witnessed in a restaurant and the girls question whether people are too ruthless about young kids.


Plus, we have a Cousin update from a wild confession last season and it was so worth the wait.


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