💏 “Cuffing Szn” — Raya’s dating club. Olive Garden’s petite parm. TikTok FlipFlop. +September Stock Diss.
The top dating app right now is a secret: Raya… It’s got a waitlist bigger than Philadelphia.We have TikTok deal, it’s approved, but we don’t know the details?… We’ll explain the TikTok FlipFlop.The O...
22 Sep 202522min
👟 “Air Force Kirkland” — Nike’s Costco sneaker. Amex’s $895 mirror card. Jimmy Kimmel’s cancellation. +Kevin Durant’s crypto password.
Amex just jacked up the fee for its Platinum card to $895… so we used AI to optimize the points.Did Nike just collab with Costco on a shoe?... Could be a deepfake - or an intentional Nike leak.Jimmy K...
19 Sep 202522min
☎️ “No you hang up!” — Landlines’ comeback. SharkNinja’s influencer army. The Fed’s D-Day. +Nike/Nobu Sushi Club.
Landline phones are making a comeback, led by the brand Tin Can… and it’s because of Millennial parents.SharkNinja sells gadgets in 35 categories… and pays influencers $700M to promote them..The Feder...
18 Sep 202523min
👁️ “eyePhone” — Zuck’s screen-in-lens glasses. Kodak’s renaissance moment. Quarterly Earnings psych. +Treadmill trends.
Meta leaked that they’re launching new smart glasses today… with a screen on the lens. Kodak is back with a camera that sold out… thanks to Labubu dolls.Trump wants to end quarterly earnings… So we’ll...
17 Sep 202523min
👢 “ChatGP-She” – AI’s female flip. Robinhood’s VC-for-All. Shake Shack’s Michael Kors burger. +Sony Walkman’s innovation.
ChatGPT revealed the 1st study on who actually uses it… The power user? High school girls.Shake Shack invented a French Onion Burger… it’s the same affordable luxury strategy as Michael Kors.Robinhood...
16 Sep 202522min
👨 “Performative Male” — Pinterest’s pin dudes. Alo’s ath-luxury bag. Stagflation’s fire flood.
Alo launched a $3,600 bag, while Aldi launched a free bag… and that explains the economy.The #1 issue this week is stagflation… The Fed has to decide to put out the fire or fix the flood.Pinterest is ...
15 Sep 202522min
⚽ “Yellow card” — World Cup’s surge seating. Winklevii Bros’ IPO. Casey’s pizza station. +Zodiac Investing.
FIFA began selling tickets to the 2026 World Cup in USA yesterday… and it’s messing with StubHub.The Winklevoss twins didn’t get Facebook… but their crypto company Gemini just IPO’d.The 5th biggest pi...
12 Sep 202522min
🔮 “New Richest Human” — Oracle’s 40% surge. Ralph Lauren’s AI nepobaby. “Got Milk?” 30th b’day. +Pokemon Card investors.
Oracle stock jumped 40% yesterday… making Larry Ellison is now the world’s richest person. Ralph Lauren stock is at an all-time high… Because the founder’s son got tech done.Got Milk is now 30 years o...
11 Sep 202522min
