🦏 “Dude Where’s My Horn?” — Economics saves Rhinos. Big Tech’s AI FOMO. CapCut’s crazy speed.
In South Africa they’re preemptively de-horning rhinos to save them from poachers… Economics is saving the rhino.Big Tech is being driven by AI FOMO… and Wall Street is analyzing their AI spending rec...
2 Aug 202423min
🧠 “The CEO enneagram” — Boeing picked the wrong 1. Amtrak’s train surge. Adidas’ Olympic ROI.
Boeing finally has a new CEO… but we think they should’ve picked a different enneagram. Adidas has already won 13 medals at this Olympics… so we calculated the brand’s Olympic ROI. Amtrak ridership is...
1 Aug 202424min
🐮 “Got Dairy?” — Big cheese's turnaround. Flo’s $1B menopause app. Starbucks’ double-pump plan.
Women’s health app Flo just hit a $1 billion valuation… so it’s expanding to Millennial Menopause.We crunched the numbers on Starbucks… it’s officially Wall Street’s least-loved fast food chain.The Da...
31 Jul 202423min
💦 “Wildest Olympic Shoes” — On’s spray-on sneakers. Bitcoin’s Fort Knox. Disney’s Rated-R strategy.
Bitcoin rose to $70K after Trump fan-boyed at BitCon… will we get a Fort Knox of Crypto?Deadpool & Wolverine just set an R-rated box office record… thanks to Disney’s “4th Quadrant.”The craziest new O...
30 Jul 202425min
😶 “I faked it” — Busted for fake working. Lululemon’s whale tail pants. Xbox’s credit card.
Because ~8% of work done on computers is fake… 50% of companies now track their employees.Lululemon stock dropped 10% because of 1 single product… their worst pants ever.Xbox and Barclays just teamed ...
29 Jul 202422min
🏅 “Fashion Olympics” — Louis Vuitton’s Olympic strategy. Southwest’s capitalist pivot. ChatGPT’s Google-killer.
The Olympics start tonight, but LVMH already won gold… because Louis Vuitton planned the whole event.Southwest Airlines is no longer the people’s airline… because 50 years of free seating is over.Chat...
26 Jul 202423min
🧀 “Not so square” – Cheez-Its’ best year. Tesla’s mission switch. The Crown’s $1B profit.
Cheez-Its were America’s first nationwide snack… and now they’re having their best year in a century.Tesla stock fell 12% because it has a calendar problem… and Elon’s making a mission switch.The Brit...
25 Jul 202425min
🍪 “Donuts hate Cookies” — Krispy Kreme sells Insomnia. EA’s college football payout. Corvette’s craziest quarter.
Krispy Kreme is selling its majority stake in Insomnia Cookies… because it’s the steak knife of donuts.EA Sports is paying each college football player $600 to be in their video game… and AI is the MV...
24 Jul 202423min
