🤑 “$2 to Hire Me” — Venmo’s resumés. Raising Cane’s secret sauce. Google’s MJ moment. +Bitcoin Home Heaters.
Venmoing your future boss to get a job… that’s the wild new Hiring Hack.Google is the only stock up this week… Because Gemini is having its Michael Jordan Moment.Raising Cane’s secret sauce (literally...
19 Nov 202521min
🥶 “Extreme Fear”— Bitcoin’s $92k Blizzard. Jeff Bezos un-retires. Meadow Lane’s Grocery Club. +Smell-vertising.
Bezos is Co-CEO of the mysterious “Project Prometheus”… his new AI startup treats space like a garage.Meadow Lane just opened the “Erewhon of the East”… $17 smoothies get lines out the door.Bitcoin ha...
18 Nov 202522min
😬 “Millennial Cringe” — Sweetgreen’s low. Walmart’s villain-to-hero. Mini-Soap Drama surge. +Techie facelifts
Walmart’s CEO retired… his boldest move? Raising pay 90% across the biz like Spiderman would.Sweetgreen, Warby Parker, Allbirds… it’s the Millennial Cringe Stock Market.Microdramas have taken over Chi...
17 Nov 202521min
🏦 “Mergers & Athletes” — Goldman’s sports agency. Burberry’s british pivot. Sonder’s hotel drama. +RIP Penny
Goldman Sachs bought a VC and a sports talent agency… because they take a tiny % of huge $$$.Burberry’s stock is up 50% on their British pivot…. They’re leaning into England’s bad weather.Sonder abrup...
14 Nov 202521min
🩱 “Keeping Up With $5B” — Skims’ money situation. Country Music’s AI hit. Netflix’s theme park opens. +Harvard Grade InflAAAAtion
The #1 country song in America was made by AI… It's the 1st of many future AI firsts.Kim Kardashian’s Skims hit a $5B valuation… Wall Street thinks it’s worth more than Nike and Lulu.Netflix just open...
13 Nov 202520min
👵🏽🥡 “Silver Swipers” — DoorDash’s grannie growth. Softbank’s Nvidia ghosting. Italy’s Tortellini tariff. +McRib Bitcoin
DoorDash is the fastest-growing brand in America… shockingly because of your boomers.Softbank sold all its $5.8B of Nvidia stock… because AI $ is actually finite.Italian Pasta is getting a 107% tariff...
12 Nov 202521min
🤡 “Forced Fun!” — Target’s Smile Rule. Trump’s $2k Tariff Dividend. OneSkin’s dude beauty. +Starbucks’ Bear-ista.
Target’s making workers smile if a customer is within 10 ft… but it’s not the only “Forced Fun biz.President Trump wants to send you … but we found 5 huge economic plot holes.OneSkin has biohacked the...
11 Nov 202520min
🦺 “How Vests Won Wall St” — Vest Szn. Duolingo’s unhinged mistake. Air Travel’s Expedia moment. +AI Dog Pawdcasters
It’s Vest Season… So we tracked the history of Corporate America’s fave fashion to 1666.Duolingo’s stock had its worst day ever… because its Owl Mascot wasn’t unhinged *enough*.Expedia’s stock jumped ...
10 Nov 202522min
