🤑 “Get Rich Quiet” — Main Street Millionaires. AI’s nuclear pause. JonnyPops’ $175M popsicle. +Wellness Darties
All 3 leaders of AI agree: AI needs regulation… but we’ve seen this same thing before: Nuclear.Jonny Pops is selling $175M of popsicles thanks to one growth hack… wooden kindness sticks.3 million mill...
15 Sep 23min
😈 “Evil Genius” — Hollywood’s 4 Tech Villains. Lacoste’s room service. Inflation’s rate-squatters. +Uber smells
Hollywood’s new villains aren’t Big Banks, it’s Tech CEOs… and 4 new films prove it.Lacoste is only selling its new polo collection through hotel room service… It’s fancy by association.The Consumer P...
14 Sep 22min
🗽 “Miracle Below 34th St” — New York’s 9/11 comeback. Bumble’s ultimate breakup. The Boring Company’s fundraise. +Pokemon $$$
25 years after September 11th, we found the ultimate comeback story… NYC’s Financial District.Bumble is going through a breakup with a finance guy… We think AI will acquire it.Elon Musk’s The Boring C...
11 Sep 26min
📖 “New phone, who dis?” — Apple’s $2k iFold. Dior’s Maternity Spa. Open AI’s math drama. +NFL’s Jet Lag Test
John Ternus launched Apple’s iPhone Duo… We call it the iFold and it’s a lesson in launching.Christian Dior isn’t a fashion brand, it’s now a spa chain… obsessed with rich new moms.Open AI solved an u...
10 Sep 23min
🏈 “Coach Buffett” — NFL’s investing strategy. Disgusting Deli AI. America vs. Canada. +PhermoneMaxxers
The LA Rams are Super Bowl favorites… because the GM learned from Warren Buffett.Deli menus are populated with gross AI-gen images… because of AI inbreeding.America is at war (economically) with Canad...
9 Sep 21min
🎾 “Shhhhhh” — US Open’s Influencer issue. Open Rogue AI. Hershey’s S’Mores bet. +Burning (Old) Man
US Open has an influencer problem/opportunity… cause to get reach, you gotta give up control.The Hugging Face hack by OpenAI reads like a Hollywood movie… It’s a criminal AI conspiracy.Hershey’s doesn...
8 Sep 21min
🏀 “Flagrant” — LA Clippers financial foul. Uber vs Cybercab. Goodles’ $100M mac-&-cheese. +State Fair PE
The LA Clippers just got the biggest punishment in NBA history… but Labor Day explains the paradox for owner Steve Ballmer.Uber is now friends with taxi unions? Tesla Cybercab has no steering wheel?.....
4 Sep 22min
📚 “Vandanova” — 2 winning colleges. Bond Market’s unsubscribe. Baseball’s craziest hire. +Non-Alc Lawsuit
The Bond Market is selling the USA… we'll explain it using brunch with your buds.Vanderbilt & Villanova University are both expanding right now… thanks to the Pope, the Knicks, and our takeaway.The ML...
3 Sep 22min
