
đŒ âBreast Milk Ice Creamâ â Fridaâs lactation gelato. Robinhoodâs mail-order-cash. Americaâs âCar Bloat.â
Fridaâs breast milk-flavored ice cream is due in 9 months⊠Itâs not April Foolâs, itâs a âproduct-tizement.âRobinhood launched big bank products this week⊠but we think itâs the Airbnb of Finance.Amer...
28 Mar 202522min

đž âFind Your Muppetâ â Sesame Streetâs Cocomelon threat. Saratogaâs viral facial water. Signalâs user error.
A gym-fluencer did a 3:52am sparkling ice facial⊠and Saratoga Waterâs stock jumped 6%.Sesame Street is facing 3 major threats⊠Bluey, Cocomelon, and Ms. Rachel.The Atlanticâs journalist shared more s...
27 Mar 202523min

đïž âInside StubHubâ â The Ticket IPO. Napsterâs $200M comeback. 23&Meâs DNA drama.
StubHub is the #1 secondary ticket marketplace⊠but the biz totally depends on scalpers.Napster still exists (?) and just got bought for $207M⊠because âSay my name, say my name.â23&M is bankrupt, but...
26 Mar 202523min

đââïž âBoy Soberâ â The No-Marriage Economy. Arizonaâs Crazy Rich Asians. Snow White & The 7 Debacles.
Single women who donât want marriage are a new economic force⊠theyâre âBoy Sober.âForeign investment is pouring into Arizona and Georgia⊠theyâre New Taiwan and New Korea.Disneyâs new Snow White rebo...
25 Mar 202521min

đ âWhy Elon should sellâ â The Tesla solution. Boston Celticsâ fine print. Fashion coffee chains
With Tesla stock tanking and drivers trading them in... weâre proposing the Tesla Solution.Why the Celtics sold for a record amount⊠even though they rent their arena.Gucci, H&M, & Ralph Lauren all la...
24 Mar 202523min

đ§ âSeveredâ â AppleTV+ dirty secret. Ben & Jerryâs chocolatey lawsuit. Nvidiaâs AI Super Bowl.
Ben & Jerry are trying to buy back their company⊠and it reminds us of The Super Bowl of AI just went down⊠Nvidia now plays with Disney, Taco Bell, and Barbie.AppleTV+ is the only Apple product *losi...
21 Mar 202522min

đ„€ âDiet Brosâ â Diet Cokeâs political rebrand. Tennisâ collusion case. BYDâs 5-minute EV.
Diet Coke always targeted women⊠but now itâs the drink of Hustle Bros & the White House.The top tennis players sued the grand slam tournaments⊠but pro sports is a monopoly.BYD just announced the Hol...
20 Mar 202522min

đż âDonât Pick Dukeâ â March Madness investing advice. Googleâs biggest acquisition. Corporate Nickname Curse.
Duke is the #1 pick to win March Madness⊠but thatâs a lesson in dumb investing.Google is buying Wiz for $33B⊠And every Wiz employee is getting $588,000.Corporate Nicknames are actually a curse⊠Chev...
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