
Help I Fell Off My Cha Cha Chair
William’s new Etiquettemology jingle is so groundbreaking it literally knocks Jordan off his chair. Once he’s back up, Jordan struggles through reading an excerpt from William’s book about gravy, conv...
17 Sep 202437min

Strange Gifts, Sore Throats, and Slippery Slip-ups
William is sounding a bit more sultry than usual after losing his voice, but to lift his spirits, the boys go through a list of the weird and wonderful gifts you’ve received over the years - suddenly,...
13 Sep 202418min

Help I Flashed My Flaps
The boys are back from their “relaxing” and eventful holidays. William narrowly escaped a hotel fire, while Jordan’s dodgy Ibiza taxi ride left him questioning his life choices. Safe to say, they coul...
10 Sep 202439min

Mischief, Musicals and Matching Mutts
William and Jordan dive into your mischievous school stories, taking them back to the days of stink bombs - or, in William’s case, agar jelly prank calls. The boys have also received some very creativ...
6 Sep 202427min

Help I Sexted My Secret Mum Club
The boys team up with Sophiena and Emma from the Secret Mum Club, and things get unhinged. William and Jordan get a crash course in the wild world of parenthood, discovering more about bodily function...
5 Sep 202442min

Help It’s William’s Birthday!
It’s William’s birthday! And he’s in for a little surprise from his nearest and dearest. Meanwhile, Jordan’s having a bit too much fun with a cheeky set of crochet dolls gifted by a G&Diva. Plus, the ...
3 Sep 202447min

Passive Aggressive Texts, Podcast Connections, and Precarious Oil
William’s Passive Aggressive Text of the Week is back, and it’s as gloriously snarky as ever. Jordan’s olive oil collection sparks the burning question: can you really use olive oil as lube? And to to...
30 Aug 202418min

Help I’ve Got A Mole In My Freezer
The boys gear up for their holidays, but not before William starts making some minor changes to his funeral plans— roping Jordan into planning his along the way. William also shares how he’s been help...
27 Aug 202440min





















