Ep. 61 - The Mouth & The Arm

What does Jess spy with her inquisitive eye?? A freshly rolled Selena joint and now we're high. So high we're asking ourselves, what do I do with my words? Oh I know, ANYTHING FOR SELENAS!!!

20 Apr 20221h 1min

It's different on Twitter. For starters all it contains is Chris Meloni and his juicy juicy buns! We can't even FaceTime with Darth anymore. But just remember this, there are no toothbrushes in Azkaba...

13 Apr 202258min

Today is your day big pharma and we see right through your wool. Now that the big pharma kink conspiracy is out of the way, we're proud to announce Artificial Melancholy is the official midbest friend...

6 Apr 20221h 2min

Do you wanna look like Ryan Reynolds, drink this. Whoops, now you look like the before pictures of the diet ads. From the makers of Fizzy Lifting Slug we present the Midwest Blake and Ryan! Let's just...

30 Mar 20221h 2min

Whether it's the real story behind rainbows and the leprechauns that tend to them, mermaids, miracle whip tuna sandwiches or the Gossip Girl's drama one thing is for sure…. Joe Biden is behind it!

23 Mar 202258min

We're taking another week off but we hope you can enjoy this extra long episode. This Midwestern Rewind is the best of episodes 25 through 27!

16 Mar 20221h 24min

You know that old saying, the milk eye came into play so there's only one America's ass?? Yeah, us neither. However we did discover that we're on to you Lin-Manuel Miranda and we know all about the ne...

9 Mar 202255min

What timeframe does an Aries born?? Who's to blame in My Best Friend's Wedding?? Hear Jess holler from the void as she's blown away by Kyle's vast knowledge of ancient Greek mythology, this week on Pa...

2 Mar 202259min