🥇 “Olympian Employees” — Paris competitors’ day jobs. Pit Viper’s faux-stalgia. Google’s loss… is Apple’s loss.
The latest gold medal winner has a full-time banking job… so we’ll tell you the secret to side-hustles.The hottest sunglasses brand is Pit Viper... They got here not with nostalgia, but faux-stalgia.G...
7 Aug 202424min
⌚ “Photo Finish Inc.” — Omega’s Olympic moment. Wall Street’s 3-Bubble Problem. The Frozen-est IPO.
Noah Lyles won the men’s 100M, thanks to Omega’s watches… It was Omega’s supermarketing moment.Japan’s stock market just had its worst day in 37 years… and in the US, we face a “3-Bubble Problem.”¾ of...
6 Aug 202423min
😱 Stocks’ Titanic Day — Recession fears explained. Friend’s AI Tamagotchi necklace. Shake Shack’s vibe win.
Friend launched an AI necklace that becomes your friend… But we think it’s AI Tamagotchi.One food chain is dominating right now: Shake Shack… because perception beats prices.Stock markets worldwide ju...
5 Aug 202422min
🦏 “Dude Where’s My Horn?” — Economics saves Rhinos. Big Tech’s AI FOMO. CapCut’s crazy speed.
In South Africa they’re preemptively de-horning rhinos to save them from poachers… Economics is saving the rhino.Big Tech is being driven by AI FOMO… and Wall Street is analyzing their AI spending rec...
2 Aug 202423min
🧠 “The CEO enneagram” — Boeing picked the wrong 1. Amtrak’s train surge. Adidas’ Olympic ROI.
Boeing finally has a new CEO… but we think they should’ve picked a different enneagram. Adidas has already won 13 medals at this Olympics… so we calculated the brand’s Olympic ROI. Amtrak ridership is...
1 Aug 202424min
🐮 “Got Dairy?” — Big cheese's turnaround. Flo’s $1B menopause app. Starbucks’ double-pump plan.
Women’s health app Flo just hit a $1 billion valuation… so it’s expanding to Millennial Menopause.We crunched the numbers on Starbucks… it’s officially Wall Street’s least-loved fast food chain.The Da...
31 Jul 202423min
💦 “Wildest Olympic Shoes” — On’s spray-on sneakers. Bitcoin’s Fort Knox. Disney’s Rated-R strategy.
Bitcoin rose to $70K after Trump fan-boyed at BitCon… will we get a Fort Knox of Crypto?Deadpool & Wolverine just set an R-rated box office record… thanks to Disney’s “4th Quadrant.”The craziest new O...
30 Jul 202425min
😶 “I faked it” — Busted for fake working. Lululemon’s whale tail pants. Xbox’s credit card.
Because ~8% of work done on computers is fake… 50% of companies now track their employees.Lululemon stock dropped 10% because of 1 single product… their worst pants ever.Xbox and Barclays just teamed ...
29 Jul 202422min
