High on Thermals (Book 14)
We kick off the controversial Book 14 with the realization that we actually— all kind of love it? Yes, it's goofy, but in the best kinds of way!! Things get strange right away as Cassie and Rachel inv...
7 Aug 20241h 9min
(Mailbag) The Worst of All Possible Chapmans
We answer a few emails and read new reviews!! What happened to Chapman between Book 2 and Andalite Chronicles? Why can’t our wonderful Marco and lovely Tobias just get along when they have so much in...
31 Jul 202441min
One Day Younger (Book 13)
How in the hell is Tobias gonna love somebody else if he can't love this slightly younger version of himself? We finish Book 13. Why do none of the Animorphs ever morph into Ax to disguise themselves...
17 Jul 20241h 15min
Animorphs Series Unlocked?! 5 Life Hacks Vissers Don’t Want You to Know (and Why You Should Care!!) (Book 13)
The free Hork Bajir teach Tobias all about the many flavors of bark while he figures out what he wants to eat for lunch. Why are the Yeerks spending all of these resources to track down two Hork Baji...
11 Jul 202453min
Hork-Bajir+ Hidden Valley = Ranch Dressing (Book 13)
Tobias wrestles with enormous existential questions while the Animorphs try to figure out what to do with the only two free Hork-Bajir in the galaxy. How far along in his Andalite deprogramming is Ax ...
3 Jul 20241h 5min
We Need a Forklift to Get Us Out of This Bit (Book 13)
Book 13 continues! Would Andalites be cuter without arms? Do memories come with morphs, or just instincts, and how can we tell the difference? Do the Animorphs continue to age while they’re morphed, o...
27 Jun 202454min
Anatomy of a Strong Boy (Book 13)
Book 13 escalates with one of our favorite action sequences yet in the series!! Have we mentioned that we love this book? When the Yeerks sound the alarm about the the escaping Hork-Bajir, KA Appleg...
19 Jun 20241h 3min
Goth Incel Shock Collar (Book 13)
We kick off our third season by finally returning to our beloved morph-capable children with Book 13. Is Tobias our new favorite child? (Don’t tell the others!!) Does anything feel more queer in this ...
12 Jun 20241h 4min
