LA Is Burning | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

LA Is Burning | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Ep. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 09 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The 2 Bears are back in the 1 Cave and Sober October is almost at the half way point. The wheels are coming off in some ways and we find out if Bert's family would be sad if he left us. Did you know you can text P. Diddy and other celebrities now? We put it to the test. Plus Spear Fishing, Private Jets and is Bert the Master of Impressions? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14 Okt 20191h 16min

Ep. 08 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 08 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Sober October has begun and Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are both handling the 1st week differently. Bert talks about flying sober and has a reminder about flying with Ric Flair. Tom has been having a lot of fun at the range - John Wick style. After WHOOP readings there is a small distraction looking at pretty women, then Bert calls Dr. Drew for a medical related question. Dr. Drew gives his insights into Bert's "sobriety" and the Ari Shaffir situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Okt 20191h 10min

Ep. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Greg Louganis hates Bert Kreischer. Tom Segura gets the scoop from Bert as he rehashes his time on reality TV show "Reality Bites Back." The conversation shifts to one of the cast members on Bert's season who created the craziest comedy class in all of history, so crazy that it caused Doug Stanhope to write an eviscerating blog about it. Tom and Bert need to settle a bet so they call their wives. Uncrustables make an appearance and Bert has an interesting way of describing their taste. Dave Chappelle's special gets discussed and Tom and Bert make gifs for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

30 Sep 20191h 27min

Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The show begins with Bert recapping his weekend in Atlantic City, NJ after riding his bike there from Philadelphia, PA. This episode also has a "special" appearance from both wives, Christina P and LeeAnn. Plus, a brand new challenge that will assuredly sweep the internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

16 Sep 20191h 8min

Ep. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

It's the dance video that has swept the nation and warmed the hearts of everyone. Everyone except one of the two bears. Tom Segura confronts Bert Kreischer about what he REALLY thought about his dance video and his plans for a rebuttal. Is a "Dance-Off" going down in the cave in the future?? Plus, there was an overwhelming amount of theme song submissions, the Bears listen to a few and decide on what the winner will be. A special bet is in play, Dave Chappelle's special is discussed and a very special animation submission are all inside the cave this week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Sep 20191h 21min

Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Between Tom and Bert, who do you think has dated a more "diverse" group of women? This brings both Bears to share intimate sexy stories about their wives. Who would you pick for Tom and Bert's second wives? Both have somewhat of an idea and we even hear about Bert's "coma fantasy." Tentacle stuff, Down-Blousing and Bert as a Politician? It's all inside The Cave! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Aug 20191h 33min

Ep. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

The Bears are back in the cave and Bert just got back from Bali just in time to see his career implode! Tom and Bert also discuss there show "Buzzed" that never saw the light of day, even though it was so much fun. The traveling has been extensive for these two, and Bert also recaps his trip to Australia where audiences clamored to meet the fattest working comedian today. Fun stories are told as always, ranging from topics like Sober October, Louis CK, Road Dawgs and non-offensive Buddhist symbols! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Aug 20191h 25min

Ep. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Ep. 02 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back for Episode 2 of 2 BEARS 1 CAVE! The two best friends get right into the stories, discussing Ralphie May, Joy Koy, Greg Giraldo and Jim Norton. Plus, Tom recaps all of his Theo trolling from the past few months. Who would be at the ultimate comedian slumber party? Bert's daughter is starting to drive, which is getting dicey, and everything wraps up in a strip club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Jul 20191h 17min

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