218. Defining "Horny Housewife" & Finding the Energy for Sex

218. Defining "Horny Housewife" & Finding the Energy for Sex

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Ep 12- "The Big O"

Ep 12- "The Big O"

O is for Orgasm duh. Briefly talking about why we need to get off, and heavily talking about how we get off. From solo action, to anal orgasms; I cover the spectrum. Going over "ten facts about orgasms", breaking stigmas of who has the higher sex drive, and acknowledging that we DEF do not get off everytime (to the gentlemen its not your fault; I promise we still love it.)---

9 Feb 202135min

Ep 11 -STORYTIME; my (hellish) prom, and why I slightly feel sorry for myself.

Ep 11 -STORYTIME; my (hellish) prom, and why I slightly feel sorry for myself.

not one embarrassing prom story but TWO. ones is much more worse than the other, and no one got laid. So all in all V SAD. ---

4 Feb 202147min

EP 10- Breaking a sexual cycle+I AM SEXY AFFIRMATIONS

EP 10- Breaking a sexual cycle+I AM SEXY AFFIRMATIONS

Todays episode is for the ladies; we talk about the sexual cycle of avoidance, and the ways to change perspective. At the 14:40 a sexy rampage begins reminding you of the bitch you ARE, and/or ARE GOING TO BE! I promise you, you feel like the goddess you are after this one=)

2 Feb 202120min

Ep 9-Be a baddie BJ giver.

Ep 9-Be a baddie BJ giver.

Tap into your nasty self, and lets talk BJ tips tricks positions. Oh and theres a variety "finish" him off methods I share. Drain the toxic juice from your man and be a good girl=). XOXO--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

29 Jan 202122min

Ep 8-"Lessons of my youth. (I got my hair pulled)"

Ep 8-"Lessons of my youth. (I got my hair pulled)"

oh to be young and dumb. One girls(me)journey to learning girl code; A little privileged baby (me) finds her way into some trouble bc she hasn't learned how to save her lust for the single boys. The musicians really got to her.(me) I might of forgot to say the ending, he ended a looo-sirrrrrr so I guess I won? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

26 Jan 202124min

Ep 7- HOW TO; Sexting, Dirty Talk, FT sex

Ep 7- HOW TO; Sexting, Dirty Talk, FT sex

HEY YALL I'm covering the basics of sexting 101 (examples are provided at the end ;) )We talk "Talking dirty" statistics, some self pleasure for your man to eye & last but not least, how to talk like a nasty badass bitch, aka a very good wife indeed. SPICE IT UP BABY.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

20 Jan 202125min

Ep 6- My therapist ghosted and covid sex sucks.

Ep 6- My therapist ghosted and covid sex sucks.

For the first time in the history of ever my therapist is ghosting me vs me ghosting them?! What is this sorcery?! This episode is a Story time about how my current therapist is now my ex therapist. A look into my new journey microdosing mushrooms; why covid sex is snooze and why you should mix it up! Also you'll find out the longest Iv ever gone without sex EVER. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

18 Jan 202126min

Ep 5-Embarrassing Sex Stories; AKA Exposing Myself.

Ep 5-Embarrassing Sex Stories; AKA Exposing Myself.

I start with losing my V-Card that one just hurt my feel feels, then we get to me not wiping good enough/properly, then we cover bodily fluids, annoying clingy mother f*ckers, and lastly a couple situations of being really REALLY inconsiderate of others. DON'T JUDGE ME bc I'm basically a saint now.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-horny-housewife/support

11 Jan 202136min

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